Well, a not especially loopy or Cinderellay college basketball season (what the heck happened to Valparaiso, anyway?) wraps up tomorrow. The hype, for some reason, seems strangely subdued. Heck, I couldn’t even find the bracket on ESPN.com. (Hate the new format, BTW, and I think Twitter has way too much influence nowadays.) So I figure that this is as good a time as any to chime in with one of those sports minutiae thread I love so much. Heh…“Anne Frank”…
As you may know, the Final Four, both the actual second-to-last round of the big dance and the meaning-laden words themselves, have next to mythic significance. Hell, the CBS show is called “Road to the Final Four”. I mean, it’s not nearly as egregious as “Sweet Sixteen”, as if the flippin’ third round of six held a dime’s worth of prestige in any sport (I made a thread about that once; it’s not here anymore for some reason), but it’s still a bit weird to have announcers saying that the semis are some kind of endpoint with a completely straight face.
Anyway, suffice it to say that the Final Four is a genuinely big deal. So much so that teams, and by extension coaches, are often judged by how many Final Fours they made it to. I read a news article a little while ago which said that Duke had now made it to 12 Final Fours, now tied for most all time. However, I always notice something missing from the equation. Final Fours are prestigious. Championships, of course, are incredibly prestigious (especially since this is a legitimate championship, unlike SOME college sports I could name). And yet somehow, no one…no one at all…ever mentions making the final.
Seriously. Nobody counts how many runners-up a college or coach has, no team has ever been burdened with the second-best label, like the Buffalo Bills or Minnesota Vikings or Chicago Cubs or Phil Mickelson, and, most egregiously, there is no cute trademarked name for the teams in final. When ESPN.com did polls on how far a team would go, there wasn’t even an option for runner-up. (Which, assuming the team was at least fairly strong, would make “Final Four” the obvious pick, as it covered two possible outcomes while every other option only covered one.)
I mean, I know the old saying “nobody remembers who finishes second”. (Tell that to Jean Van De Velde, but never mind…) But if we can glorify the [needlessly cute term for the third round] and the [needlessly cute term for the fourth round], not to mention the Final Four this damned Road is supposed to be leading toward in the first place, there surely is room to give SOME recognition to the silver medallist! I mean, I don’t expect the teams themselves to keep careful track of this, but there’s gotta be some reference, somewhere. This is the internet, for crying out loud.
[Obligatory sumo footnote: The Sumo Association records championships (yusho) and 2nd places (jun-yusho), but not 3rd place. They don’t even have a term for it. Granted, it’s sometimes a fairly big dropoff, but this is a sport that could use a few more numbers. Ah well.)