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What was Milhouse’s “thing” that he accused a kid in Shelbyville of copying?
Radical. That’s his thing that he says.
What’s the name of the woman who stole Kirk van Houten’s car right after her split with his wife? And how did she get his keys?
It’s ‘he’, not ‘her.’ Yes, I know.
Wwhcih restaurant does Dr. Hibbert’s son recommend for dinner?
Starla.
How many times has Patty been married? How about Selma?
Patty 0
Selma 3 (Sideshow Bob, Troy McLure, Lionel Hutz) (I think)
What’s the name of the senate page who plays a vital role in the restoration of Lisa’s faith in democracy?
I believe the third husband is Apu, not Lionel Hutz. Isn’t her name something like Selma Bouvier Terwilliger McClure Nahassapeemapetilon? I could be wrong so I’m not going to post another question…
No, she said she wasn’t going to marry Apu in the deportation episode, because her name was already long enough.
“Look, I’m already Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Bouvier Hutz McClure. My name’s already long as it is without Nahassa-passa-whatever.”
THe thing about Selma is that she SAYS Hutz yet we never see a wedding epside for that, I think the writer’s might have slipped it in ot ‘keep us on our toes’, so to speak.
Fan boy: Hutz? WHen did she marry Lionel Hutz? I missed an episode! Noooooooo!
Correction: Moe attended Swigmore University.
I have no idea what the name of the Senate page is.
I was just about to chime in and say Moe’s alma mater was Swigmore U, but Max beat me to it 
I have no question to answer but I have one. What kind of car to Patty and Selma drive?
To kick-start this thing again, I’ve decided to cheat. According to SNPP, the name of the Senate page is “Brad Fletcher”.
But, I can find no information about Patty and Selma’s car, nor do I remember it ever being mentioned on the show. I know they HAVE a car, but I doubt a make or model was ever discussed.
So, since I answered one, a new question:
Under what name does Homer hide at the Springfield Retirement Castle while Apu pretends to be married to Marge while Apu’s mother visits?
Cornelius Talmudge
My question: What were the “friends” in the short-lived “Itchy and Scratchy and Friends”?
Umm, Klu Klux Klam was one of them I do believe.
Since I only know part of the answer, I will give part of a question.
In the episode where Marge…
Disgruntled Goat was another.
What character has an abnormally large penis?
( A legitimate question!)
It was Cornelius Talmidge.
In what episode did John Waters appear, and what did Marge bring to his store to sell?
Marge sold her grandmother’s antique Civil War figurine, which turned out to be a Johnny Reb Whiskey Bottle.
What was the moral reasoning supplied by Fat Tony concerning the sale of illegal cigarettes?
No one got this one? OK, I’ll answer it:
Professor P.J. Cornucopia’s Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery