The siren song of the bubble wrap.

That’s bubble wrap? I thought it was packages of emergency air, to be use when the aliens come and strip away the Earth’s atmosphere.

Go on! Just one little bubble couldnt hurt!

Nonono the best thing to do is to take off your shoes and get on it barefoot. Very soothing.

I like to take a piece about the size of a hand towel and twist it. The sequential popping sounds are delightful.

You know, everyone wants to pop bubblewrap. The other people in the office may give you a hard time about it, but deep down inside, they understand.