…is apparently “Christ, what an asshole!”
Wow. And honestly I think it only doesn’t work on maybe three of those.
Hmm…I pretty much agree with that. Funny.
However…that last one…I am gonna SUE somebody. I was NOT nekkid on that flight!!! :mad:
that’s funny. it’s almost like adding “in the bed” or “with children” (or “in the bed, with children”) to the end of fortune cookie fortunes.
i spend some time thinking about these captions every month. thanks for saving me some time, fella.
Oddly enough, that’s also the skeleton key to the ill-humor of New Yorkers. 
Should I be embarrassed to admit that the monster truck one literally made me laugh out loud?
Yeah. Thought so.
No - I did too…
mm
Off to Cafe Society.
(He moved it? Christ, what an asshole.)
Hey, it works on other captions too. Christ, what an asshole.
I prefer the caption “Don’t ask.”
or
“Okay, now I know what you must be thinking.”