I have found the greatest site ever.
It is The archive of old eductaional and propaganda films.
Each can be accessed and boy oh boy are many a hoot.
I suggest the first film to watch is “Are You Popular”
The goal watch the film and find the funniest comments to insert. Simply write down the time and line or discription of the event then insert your MST3K comment.
If this is successful we will open a new thread a week for the next film to spoof.
Good luck.
OMG! Thank you! THIS IS SO COOL!
“There’s that new girl in our math class.”
Boy, is she stacked!
“Ginny thinks she has the character of popularity-parking in cars with the boys.”
She is correct! There’s no easier way to become popular than to put out!
“When he learns she dates all the boys, he feels less important.”
He also learns that he has the Clap.
(boys talking about Ginny behind her back)
Yes, kids, it doesn’t matter that these boys sleep around too! Because we all know that boys will be boys!
“Now, why do they invite Carolyn to join their group, when Ginny wasn’t welcome?”
Because Ginny started charging double.
“Is it because she seems interested in girls and boys?”
Oooh, sooo, how about a threesome?
“Could you meet me backstage at three fifteen?”
Something tells me he’s interested in more than just “props.”
“Dad, this is Wally Johnson.”
You lay one finger on my daughter and I’ll make you a member of the Castradi!
“Oh, Carolyn, I made some brownies today.”
I used Alice B. Toklas’s recipe!
“Carolyn and her mother have found one way a girl can repay a boy for entertaining her.”
Swallow!
“Perhaps they’ll bring another couple home with them.”
Hey, Billy-wanna swap wives?
(OH MY GOD!!! There’s two movies called “Perversions for Profit” or something like that-about porn and communism! EHEHEHEHEH!H!H!H)
WHERE did you find this link?
Damned Good start!
I got caught up in things and haven’t been able to get back on. The only one I had of any merrit was when the guys say
“She dresses nice, unlike some of the other weirdos here”
Yeah if only your mom dressed them too
I found the site while surfing for Mental Hygiene Films. There was a festival coming to Toronto and I wanted a sample.
This stuff is downright hilarious and some really scary.
If this works I think we should tackle Preparing for Marriage next.
The propaganda stuff is the scariest things. There are two films on the internment of Japanese citizens in the United States done by the government. They have to be seen to be believed.
The Nastiest piece I found so far is “My Japan” If rascist material offends you you may want to steer clear as it was made in the last months of the war starring some white dude in “Oriental” Make up and sporting a craptastic Japanese accent.
The Scariest thing about the propaganda is that some of it is echoed today. The Enemy thinks Americans are weak, lazy, soft, unprepared to fight an all out war. Sounds like what I heard about the new enemy. Either American’s never beat that rap or its recycled bullsh*t to get people riled. I don’t know.
Still, I hope others get involved it should be a hoot.
Oh yeah and
“Carolyn’s mother has invited them back afterwards for cookies and milk so that He will feel good after he has spent money on their date” (Poor paraphrase)
Oh yeah when I blow a small fortune for a girl that won’t put out nothing says worth it like pastries and milk!
bumping for one last chance.
sigh