I picture the English, all smug in their beds.
Saying “You can’t even envision sugar plums? Deary, how ill bred.”
Santa comes down the chimney, pea shooter in hand.
“I’ve had a good look and surveyed this land.”
“I could shoot out your eye, you have no guns for defense.”
“Why not do both? With national health care it won’t cost us a pence.”
Bred. Ill bred. Stupid English and its stupid homophones.
Stupid board that let you edit before I completed a post mocking you for an inconsequential typo.
In the first draft they were snacking.
I know, it is a disaster… and there is Michael in New York to lighten your mood
Not a problem. In the context of the times we were a mixed bag at best, by today’s standards most of it was pretty terrible but…it is true to say that we were not the worst, just the biggest and most widespread.
Considering that you’re referring to Catherine the Great of Russia, and also that it’s long been known to be complete bollocks, I really do hope you weren’t taught that in school.
Yeah, you guys were gonorrhea, not syphilis.
It might have been a feature on the Disney Channel … with the Scheisse Porn … where s/he picks up the facts and meaning of life.
I think given the nature of some aspects of our rampage, the analogy is apt.
German’s are rarely intentionally funny. But slap stick humor of the stupidest kind, they eat it up like drunken frat brothers.
Marrying into a german family has made me painfully aware that sarcasm is not in their DNA.
The English and just about anything about their country, I love, have two issues that need to be addressed before I ever move there ( besides needing a poop-ton of money.)
It’s damned expensive.
Their Salsa Situation there is severely limited and don’t talk to me about nachos. What the UK needs is to be invaded by Mexican immigrants.
I spent a great deal of time in Germany.
The biggest impression I have from Germany: Dudes in tight pink jeans with exceptionally pointy shoes. {shudder}
And any group that so willingly gets in line is scary. Seriously, all you need to do is have your friend stand behind you on the street, and Germans will just start lining up with you!
Although, I must confess that I love Bernd das Brot, and rather enjoy the food. Saxon food is good hearty stuff.
Maybe you shouldn’t go to gay strip clubs then.
The sarcasm DNA? Do you have a cite for that?
I didn’t realize that Berlin was a gay strip club. I thought it was a city.
Berlin is certainly a strange place, a comparison would be to take thisfor reality, when thisrepresents the real picture of women in the USA.
Let’s get our facts straight OK, bub? The Meaning of Life is a movie starring a group of wacky Englishmen doing zany things. The Facts of Life is an 80’s American sit-com (that did have a run on the Disney Channel), starring a group of Lollita-like American ingénues controlled by an overbearing housemother, played by actress Charlotte Rae (who had the demeanor of a typical British schoolmarm, but who was in fact born in Wisconsin). There was, to the best of my knowledge, little to no German “scheisse” porn dirtying up that fine production.
It’s just sad, isn’t it? Hansel, here, really does want to join in. Alas, Germans are to humor as Brits are to cooking.
. . . but you wished that it did, secretly you where hoping and looking for it.
You are obviously obsessed with Coprophilia, you might need some help.
No, what’s sad is, that thisis reality in the US.
Look, Aloysius, I’m going to give you a valuable pointer: When a joke falls flat, repeating it doesn’t suddenly make it funny. Doing that is, in fact, the hallmark of the catastrophically unfunny. Stick to the German stuff that is intrinsically funny like Oompah music and the funny shorts and that phlegmy-sounding language you all speak.
Yeah, I feel sorry for you. I understand that you have to try to make fun of other people, when you’re country is known to dress like this, thisand is apparently still dressing like the Flintstones… and since you favor pink…sorry, my bad that’s the US again :smack:
