Twenty posts and no one’s done a Uranus joke? This place is slipping.
Also, I note he’s including Pluto in his list, which is already courting controversy. Pluto is like the Puerto Rico of the Solar (sorry - Sollar) system - it’s there but it’s not really part of it.
After probing Uranus over and over again and never getting a reaction, we just figured it wasn’t interested in a relationship with us.
So, Gyrate, you’re saying you want people to do Uranus?
Gezmo got this wine bottle…slightly (well…mostly) used.
If elected, I swear to ensure the equality of dwarf planets! No longer will Ceres, Pluto, Haumea, Makemake, Eris, Orcus, Quaoar, 2007 OR[sub]10[/sub] and Sedna be relegated to second class status, and will have all the rights and privileges of the other planets!
Unless, of course, more data and better size estimates of the last four show they are dwarf planets. If not, we’ll treat them like the icy asteroids they are, and deport them from the Sollar System.
Has anyone looked at his website?
By my count he’s claiming seven master’s degrees and working on an eighth.
Couldn’t hack the PhD program?
You need a wide skill set to handle all of the duties of the office of Sollar President. You can’t afford to focus too deeply on one subject.
Before I vote, I’ll need to really look at his political positions. Where does he stand on the illegal aliens issue?
He just wants To Serve Man.
I’ve got a bad feeling about how this is going to turn out. Saturn uses the butterfly ballot AND Pat Buchanan is planning on running. Can we get Katherine Harris appointed Secretary of Planet there?