This is possibly the strangest piece of spam I’ve ever received:
SOLLAR SYSTEM PRESIDENCY
For immediate Worldwide Distribution
14 JUNE 2012 | NOON PARIS TIME
The Office of J.P. Monfort is launching today a Candidacy for the Presidency of the Sollar System. This Candidacy expands all countries, territories, planets, satellites within the Sollar System, including:
Planet Earth, the Moon, the Sun, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto, with all its satellites –whether natural or artificial-.
The First Priority in J.P. Monfort’s candidacy will be the COMPLETE ERADICATION of EXTREME POVERTY in the ENTIRE Sollar System, including Planet Earth. The Second Priority in J.P. Monfort’s candidacy will be the draft of a Sollar System Constitution which will set the basis of a Sollar System Democracy. The Third Priority in J.P. Monfort’s candidacy will be the establishment of the Sollar System Federal Capital in the New International Territory of Decemland.
The EXPERT DREAMER Organization will represent a Global Governance alternative and is an integral part of J.P. Monfort’s candidacy. ALL HUMANS AND ALIENS will be encouraged to participate in the election on the election day, the second Tuesday in November 2016.
Were no extraterrestrial forms of life to show up during the election day, their absence would be considered abstention vote.
This is not Science Fiction, we call it Reality Fiction. To dream or not to dream, that is the question.
Sincerely, The Office of J.P. Monfort
THE OFFICE OF JP MONFORT | Welcomes Dreamers to the Future | www Monfort org