If you are enjoying boobie songs, you must not miss The Boob Fairy.
The version I learned was
" . . . the bigger the better, the tighter the sweater
the more the boys will lust"
Scans better, no?
Also, I rember a novelty song that Dr. Demento used to play called Bounce Your Boobies
“Bounce your boobies, get into the swing
Bounce your boobies, the swing is everything
It makes no difference if they’re big or small
as long as you <Whooo> give it your all”
Does anyone esle admit to remembering that one?
I believe that’s the work of Rusty Warren
Yup:
That was quick, Cal. I’m not sure if I think you’re really good or really twisted:p
Both
The version I grew up with continued after “The bigger the better the tighter the sweater”:
Soon I will be a 40D
And all the boys will look at me!
Hurray! Hurrah!
Now I can wear a bra!
I just knew it was going to be this one.
The version I know (first heard as an adult, fairly recently) went:
I must
I must
I must increase my bust
I will
I will
Give the boys a thrill
I remember hearing girls doing that “we must, we must” thing when I was in high school, back in the 1950s; it was accompanied by some sort of exercise that was supposed to accomplish the “increase our bust” thing but I don’t remember what it was.
That’s tragic. Think of what the world has lost through your begligence. we could have perhaps miles more of chest measurement, if you could only remember.
Chinese
Japanese
Dirty Knees
Look at THESE!
Well, a bad memory is one of the prices we pay for getting older. I’m sorry. But-----girls today don’t have to exercise to make their boobs bigger; all they gotta do is buy some.
I must
I must
I must develop my bust
The bigger the better
The tighter the sweater
The boys will like me all the better
And so I must
I must
I must develop my bust
<repeats>
Wow. A whole thread, great boob songs, but no one here knows about the all time, uh, king of boob songs? Truly a masterpiece in a class by itself.
Unfortunately I can’t find anything by the Ruth Wallis, who wrote and performed it, but here’s a clip of a drag queen lip synching to Ruth’s recording.
titty titty titty number one
when I’m suckin titty I’m havin fun
tittys round (oh yeah)
tittys firm (oh yeah)
makes my cock fill up with sperm.
yoouuurrrr titty, ta titty, ta titty, ta titty, ta titty
titty , titty, titty, number two
when I’m sucking titty I’m thinking of you
titty, titty, titty, number three
when I’m sucking titty, your suckin me
titty, titty, titty, number four
when I’m sucking titty, you’re screaming for more
titty, titty, titty, number five
when I’m sucking titty , I’m feelin alive
titty, titty, titty, number six
when I’m sucking titty, she sucking dicks
titty, titty, titty, number seven
when I’m sucking titty, I’m in heaven
titty, titty, titty, number eight
when I’m sucking titty, she masterbates
titty, titty, titty, number nine
when I’m suckin titty, she’s feeling fine
titty, titty, titty, number ten
when I’m sucking titty, let’s do it again
To the tune of Glow Worm
Grow little boobies
Bigger, bigger
I want to have a better figure
I want to look like Marilyn Monroe -
So grow little boobies grow!
Thre were probably more verses.