My kids, their pal Garrett and I just enjoyed a wonderful breakfast of scratch pancakes, courtesy of the Toon Chef. (That would be me ).During said breakfast, I was informed of the following:
Originally Stated As Fact By Man-Cub, Fem-Bot and Garrett From Across The Field
WHAT THE HELL? I asked why they would think such a thing, and with the insousance that is the modus operandi of all pre-teens, they informed me that they saw it on the Discovery Channel, so it ** MUST BE TRUE**.
I laughed, whist inside was weeping. What has happened to my kids? I pay my school taxes, I swear I do. Why is this happening to me???
[Richard Dreyfuss in CE3K] WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???[/Richard Dreyfuss in CE3K]
It is now incumbent upon me to scour the Internet, finding photographs of Babboons giving birth in what I must only assume will be the fairly normal primate manner.