You’re probably wondering how we can play hearts without playing cards. Well, we can’t. This game bears only a tenuous relationship to hearts. Sorry if you were expecting a card game.
This is further corrupted by my vague understanding of how hearts works, but hey, I’ll bet we’ll have fun anyway.
Instead of suits of cards, we’ll be using categories of people or objects. The objective is to throw another suggestive sounding (but not overtly sexual) comment on to the virtual pile. Lets try to let players exhaust the category, but if your “hand” doesn’t contain any comments in the current category(i.e. you can’t think of anything), you can call for a change categories - that’s the vague relationship to hearts that I promised. Of course, another player can change it back at some point. Let’s see if this works, ok?