Arrrr! There’s sea men every where!
I’m sorry, but Pirates is just too rich of a suggestive vein.
And speaking of suggestive veins…
Who wants to see my Captain’s Log?
Why don’t you let me install my large capacity hard disk in your open drive bay.
Just don’t look at my floppy drive afterwards.
“shiver me timbers, looks like you need a ram upgrade”
“can I see Sea Men running down the poop deck”
Arrrr Matey!!! you need some more RAM…ing
Feyar! Turn port-side so I can search for ye buried treasure, matey!
Lemme just plug my coaxial into your AV port.
Suggestion: Maybe when you guys run out of ideas for pirates (that might take a while) and computers… how about we make the next topic “Star Wars”? I think that would be kinky.
Alright… after thinking about it, pretty much the only innuendos you could make would concern lightsabers, so scratch that idea. Pirates are fun anyway.
“Ah my beauty, what would you say to a three gem wedding ring?”
“Bright Diamond”
“Pretty Emerald”
“Hi Opal”
“… and would you marry me?”
“I can’t, I’m the cabin boy”
When pirates make a shopping list…
Yo, Ho! !(ho) And a bottle of Rum!!
sorry
New suit: Space.
“Mmm, love your Tang!”
“My rocket’s headed straight toward Uranus.”
“It wasn’t G-forces that killed that monkey!” (With thanks to Dave Letterman)
“I bet the vacuum of space ain’t only think that sucks around here”
“Get ready for some explosive decompression!”
“Buckle up and show me Uranus”
Oooo, shiver me timbers indeed! 
“would you like to go into orbit with me?”
We have lift off.
“It’s time for re-entry, this is going to get rough”
( No reason we can’t we have space-pirates is there?)
Feel the power of my thrust, baby.
3…2…Ooo, we have premature blastoff.