That’s worth a smile.
I was thinking The Only True Baptist Church.
Jerks For Jesus
No, it’s the 1st Southern Church of Baptism! You splitter!
Actually, my church used to be Baptist. Nobody calls it that anymore. Nobody calls themselves Baptists anymore. The Southern Baptist kind of ruined it.
Now the term is community of believers. Pure wimpyness
We still have the best after-church buffets however.
Schism Fight!
Old Time Religion Church?
TRy Us, You Will Like Us Church?
“the Moops”
Hmmmmm…how about the Church of the Northern Confederacy??
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The Judean People’s Front!
Not to be confused with the People’s Front of Judea.
The Church of the Nine Commandments
Confederacy United New Testament Synod
Now if only there were a good way of abbreviating that…
Moving thread from IMHO to the BBQ Pit.
Eight. The prohibitions on adultery and bearing false witness have atrophied through disuse over there.
The Shoeless Methodist Church.
The phone company where I used to live was called SBC. I was venting my frustration with them with a friend of mine, and he said that SBC really stood for “Satan’s Bastard Children”. That applies here, too.
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The Fightin’ Southies!
On that theme, how about “Satan’s Beloved Christians”?
The Westboro-lite Church
Hillbillies R Us
Redneckian Nation
The Stupids
The Washington Wizards.