The little girl never ages.
The Deltas all get expelled, but before leaving campus, they disrupt the homecoming parade.
Nobody kills him. He lives.
Rick sends Ilsa off with her husband and Lois shoots Strasser. Rick and Lois take off to join the Foreign Legion.
Well, you don’t look like Spartacus!
Spicoli passed.
The Kid gets the BB gun but he almost shoots his eye out with it.
The beloved animal gets shot and dies.
He’s only “mostly” dead
Just after the criminal finishes explaining to the cowering hero how he has defeated the hero and is now about to off him, something distracts him just long enough for the hero to disarm him and capture him. But then something distracts the hero and the criminal breaks away and almost escapes, but then he meets his doom from an unexpected circumstance.
Did I miss the one where Dil has a penis?
Well, he does.
Yup, post 23.