Playoff hockey! Here are your matchups, folks!
Key: Rank. Team name (Points, Goal Differential)
EASTERN CONFERENCE
- Washington (107, +27) vs. 8. New York Rangers (93, +35)
Despite the seedings these teams are pretty evenly matched; the Capitals aren’t really a sensational team and the Rangers were unlucky to finish as low as they did. Still, I’m inclined to think the Rangers, despite finishing eighth, overachieved and the Capitals, despite finishing first, underacheived… I know that sounds weird but it makes sense to me. I like the Capitals and will take them in six, but I’m not going to be shocked if New York upsets.
- Philadelphia (106, +36) vs. 7. Buffalo (96, +16)
You never know when Ryan Miller will steal a game, but to be honest I’m surprised the Sabres made the playoffs. Philadelphia has substantially better offense and I think they’ll shell Miller enough.
- Boston (103, +51) vs. 6. Montreal (96. +7)
Montreal has a long tradition of beating Boston and I’m sure Bruins fans are snakebitten after last year, but the Bruins are the best team in the East, IMHO. This is a potentially wonderful series but I think there’s a good chance Boston will roll in four or five.
- Pittsburgh (106, +39) vs. Tampa Bay (103, +7)
Tamps Bay can score but they can’t keep the other team off the scoreboard. Even without Crosby, the Pens are a bit better. If by some miracle he comes back healthy they’re the best team in the East. Pens.
WESTERN CONFERENCE
- Vancouver (117, +77) vs. Chicago (97, +33)
A lot will be made about the fact tha tthe Canucks have died agaisnt the Hawks the last two years. It just doesn’t really matter as much as people think it does; these are pro athletes and they’re used to playing teams that have beaten them before. Don’t put a lot of stock in that crap. Chicago is a very good team still, and could upset, but the Canucks are the best team in the NHL and I’ll pick them aainst anyone.
- San Jose (105, +35) vs. Los Angeles (98, +21)
Despite the seeding disparily LA actually won just two fewer games. I much prefer LA’s ability to shut down on defense, and so I’m picking them in a first round upset. Not that San Jose choking is necessarily going to shock anyone.
- Detroit (104, +20) vs. Phoenix (99, +5)
In what might be their last series before becoming the Winnipeg Shitheads or whatever, Phoenix draws a team that makes the playoffs every damned year. Seriously, how does Detroit do this? I guess they’ll beat the Yotes. However, it’s worth noting that Detroit stinks defensively; they allowed more goals per game than any other playoff team, more shots per game than any team in the entire league except the Sharks, and have a lousy penalty kill, so they could flub this one in their own end. The Yotes would be well advised to really press offensively.
- Anaheim (99, +4) vs. Nashville (99, +25)
How can you not cheer for the Nashville Predators, the wonderful little organization that somehow puts a contender on the ice every year despite playing in Tennessee? I want them to win something, dammit. I pick them. Anyway I think they’re the better team.