The Starving Artist plan to restore America to its former glory!

Yeah, see, now you’ve made me agree with elucidator in order to defend Starving Artist.

Not cool, man. Not cool.

If SA’s rhetoric bothers you that much just put him on ignore. Or you guys could all get together and masturbate in person. It’d probably be more satisfying that way.

I feel your pain.

Why can’t we do both?

I have him on ignore, people insist on quoting the senile old bastard.

This add-on makes it so the person on your ignore list completely and totally disappears. It ignores any person.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/7023

That glory of America SA pines for never really existed, which is a large component of the problem. At best you glimpse into his psychology to see an unrealistic fantasy world where he can live a supposedly happy existence, but it will only be a fantasy.

What really started America rolling down hill was the polio vaccine. All those kids who would have been paralysed and shut away in hopital wards, instead ran out into the streets and caused trouble.

So I suggest getting rid of all childhood vaccinations. Um, except for the ones that cause autism. An autistic kid is a quiet kid, especially when locked in the basement like the good old days.

And after the spankings?

But it did. It DID, I say. And you were there! And you! And you, too! (Sorry, mixing my movie metaphors. I blame the early hour.)

Everyone thinks their generation was the best one. Cut him some slack.

What do you mean, after the spankings? There is no after for spanking. You may as well say “after the end of time”.

I certainly don’t.

It’s spankings all the way down!

Python reference.

Including some people that are really hard to ignore, if you know what I mean.

So ignore him the old fashioned way. Don’t read him, just scroll right past.

In his heart of hearts, does the grumpy, lonely old man *really *want the kids off his lawn?

Talking out of turn…that’s a paddling. Looking out the window…that’s a paddling. Staring at my sandals…that’s a paddling. Paddling the school canoe…ooh, you better believe that’s a paddling

If you really are interested in having him present his ideas, why don’t you do that in GD or IMHO? Doing it here makes sense only if your purpose is to ridicule his ideas.

I just realized that all crime is committed by the living