we’re fighting over words that end in -GRY
Yeah. And Globe-Trotter here looks mighty tossgry to me 
hurls GT at the window and misses it by, oh, 6 meters
Ouch!! That was a brand new pool table!
:picks up cue and heads for Coldie’s butt:
Say your prayers, Clog Boy!
Goddamned smilies.
You wanna stick that cue WHERE??
dont act like you dont like it clog boy!
where’s the bar-man??
Geeze, Clog Boy, you weren’t complaining last night!
I had a dream last nite… Dublin will never be the same after you two invade 
Sue, Lets just say me, Yojimbo and Ruadh will be keeping them well away from the Pool halls…
Ha! You guys ain’t seen anything yet. It’s time somebody opened up a can of whup-ass around here.
- Pulls out a can labeled WHUP-ASS *
Anybody got a can opener?
We’re not gonna play pool anyway. I’m only going to Dublin for the beer.
Now, where were we?
pulls cue out of his ass
Sheesh, what a waste. Wimmins don’t know the value of a good cue.
smashes the dirty cue on Larrigans head
There ya go, Paddy. Just because I felt like doing it
I feel ill now…
*pukes on Coldies Klompen
How do ya likes them apples, eh??
ka-ching, ka-ching pushes doors open and confidently steps through
fires gun into air, everyone turns and stares
This here bar ain’t big enough for the 8,142 of us. I’m callin’ y’all out. Who wants some?!?
- Yeeeeooowwwww!! *
::gives chase, armed with remains of slushee and three half-melted ice cubes::
** throws can of WHUP-ASS at ChrisP One, hitting him in the hand and causing him to drop the air-rifle **
** does a backflip onto the pool table and bring out his trusty whip **
Wwwwsssshhh CRACK
Bring it on!
Oh shit, he’s got a whip. Trion, be prepared to be harassed by Globe-trotter. She’s an S&M chick.
… 'cept that I’m the one who uses the whip.
grins sadistically
Hey, I need a drink! What do I have to do to get a little service around here?
moves with lightning quick reflexs, puts Trion in police hold, gives him an atomic wedgie, and pushes him to the floor
How ya like them apples?
Good morning everyone…Yikes!! Watch out what you are doing with that whip GT!! Geeze!
** Trion rolls to the side as ChrisP One walks away. A flick of the whip wraps it around one of ChrisP One’s feet. Trion pulls. **
Het Globe-trotter. Order me a drink and I’ll let you use the whip after I finish up here.