Awwright, listen up. This is my thread and that’s the way I like it.
I got my wet bar set up and loaded with quality but not ostentatious drinks. I got Budweiser and St. Pauli Girl on tap. I got my foosball table, and my pool table, lots of stools and whatnot.
On the jukebox I got 70s and 80s stuff: Moody Blues, Zep, Boz Scaggs, Bad Company, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and all the rest of that good stuff.
Hanging over the bar we got a picture of G. Dubya, Bush Sr., Ronny the Man, and Tricky Dick Nixon.
This is my bar, my thread, my post, so you just watch yourself.
I will not brook any intolerance.
None whatsoever.
Get that smirk off your face. If you’re feeling froggy, than jump.
See what happens.
Try me.
::Throttles pool cue and stares menacingly::
Oh, and check all guns and knives at the door, please.
I’ll second that. Damn Commie pinko liberal bastards. Hell, even John Wayne carried a gun into the saloons.
NO WHALES!! SAVE THE NUKES!
Tripler Yeticus, I’ll play you. But not if you spill beer on the table like last time.[sub]Kinda hard to play when the fuckin’ ball sticks to your players.[/sub]