Threadfight!!!

The BBQ Pit
#1

Awwright, listen up. This is my thread and that’s the way I like it.

I got my wet bar set up and loaded with quality but not ostentatious drinks. I got Budweiser and St. Pauli Girl on tap. I got my foosball table, and my pool table, lots of stools and whatnot.

On the jukebox I got 70s and 80s stuff: Moody Blues, Zep, Boz Scaggs, Bad Company, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and all the rest of that good stuff.

Hanging over the bar we got a picture of G. Dubya, Bush Sr., Ronny the Man, and Tricky Dick Nixon.

This is my bar, my thread, my post, so you just watch yourself.

I will not brook any intolerance.

None whatsoever.

Get that smirk off your face. If you’re feeling froggy, than jump.
See what happens.

Try me.
::Throttles pool cue and stares menacingly::
Oh, and check all guns and knives at the door, please.

#2

What, you don’t allow concealed carry here? What are you, some kind of commie pinko liberal?

#3

I prefer to fight as God intended, with pool cues, broken bottles, and barstools.

Now what did you call me, Boy?

#4

Keep your stool away from me, you freak.

#5

You got Midori back there?

~tries to peek behind the bar~

~J

#6

So you got watered-down piss and trendy girly beer.

Where the hell’s the Pabst? :smiley:

#7

What? You don’t like my stool?

WHAP!
Do you like it now?

#8

Ahhh, So you’re a funny man aren’t you Mr. Big Floppy Clown Feet ?

Let’s see how funny you look after Jaade is done with you. Said you were ugly and dress funny. Whatcha gonna do about it?

#9

Gimme two drafts, and if I want any lip from you, I’ll drop my pants.:mad:

#10

Who’s up for foosball? Any takers?

And no spinning, dammit…

#11

Get 'em yourself, and don’t forget to tip Hilda, she needs a new glass eye.

#12

You heard me. And didn’t I see you at that no nukes, socialized medicine, solar power, and gun control rally the other day?

If I squint, you almost look like Ralph Nader.

#13

**Jaade won’t be ablr to do anything after I slip her a mickey.

And as for you, be careful or I’ll shave your back to match your head.

#14

Ino:

Is that Bill Clinton over there with your Mama?

#15

I’ll second that. Damn Commie pinko liberal bastards. Hell, even John Wayne carried a gun into the saloons.

NO WHALES!! SAVE THE NUKES!

Tripler
Yeticus, I’ll play you. But not if you spill beer on the table like last time.[sub]Kinda hard to play when the fuckin’ ball sticks to your players.[/sub]

#16

Nice to see a place where I can brandish my crossbow freely :wink:
You wouldn’t happen to have sweet tea, would you? Or anything non-alcoholic?

#17

I can’t take you seriously with those feet. Was your Daddy Ronald McDonald?

#18

No, but I was your daddy.

#19

Well, the music isn’t bad, but I can’t say I much like the decorations. throws dart All riiiiiight, I got Bushie in the eye!

#20

That’s it.

Say what you want about my momma.

But if you ever … EVER … call me INO again …

There will be a brawl to put John Wayne’s brawl in The Quiet Man to shame.

So. Whaddya say we pop that on the TV above the bar, grab a few beers ourselves, and forget this whole “Ino” business?