hands Globe-trotter a glass of tap water
:Silo wakes up covered in dry mud:
:removes dried mud and realizes—hangovers are a bitch::
:hears C. Dion and says, “^%@#&#@!*”:
:everyone points at MILO:
:Silo picks up Milo and throws him through the jukebox:
[mass applauding]
:me grabs a beer to drown out hangover:
:sits next to Kvallulf and spills the water on Kvallulf’s lap:
There. Get me some booze, now.
goes to the bar, and gets a bottle of Bacardi 151, and pours it over Globe-trotters head
Hehe
Well, I was going to stop in to this nice, friendly neighbourhood bar on my way home from work for a relaxing drink, but…
::takes one look at the goings-on, and skedaddles for the door::
Thanks for the drink, Trion!
Now, is somebody gonna cut somebody’s head off here or what?
:::notices Milossarian laying on the floor:::
Uhhhh…never mind.
:::glances casually over at Dave:::
Oh, you like the bracelet? Why, thank you! No, I don’t come here too often, only when I’m looking for a little adventure…
:gives Kvallulf the evil eye:
:walks over to Trion, borrows his whip:
Don’t make me use it, kiddo.
:watches Kvallulf faint:
Ha.
quietly gets uo after playing possum, and snatches the whip from Globe-trotter.
Pikachu Thundershock now!
The next one to use a Pokemon reference is going to be dragged through Main Street by wild horny stallions!
:: Sassy walks in, looks around with a small smile, adjusts the knife tucked into the top of her stocking::
Persephone! This place is all you said - any more of those wings? And a Jamesons neat, thank you.
::Rises and smiles gallantly to Sassy::
Hello, there young lady. I think there are still some wings available, and plenty of libation.
Barkeep! A round for the ladies!
::smacks an interloper upside the head with his flashlight and sits between Persephone and Sassy::
EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!
That was cold!!! I’ll have to take off my shirt now!
::Audrey unbuttons her shirt, revealing her perfect…
second shirt::
HAH!! No nudity from me!! At least not yet…
Breaks a chair over Coldfires head
Take that!
Sassy! So glad you could make it! This place is pretty cool, huh?
:::notices Dave standing up gallantly to greet Sassy, and watches him sit down between…two redheads:::
Dave, you sure you know what you’re doing, man? You just parked your butt firmly between two redheads. And Sassy here is an Alpha redhead. Other redheads bow down to her, you know what I mean?
Damn! And here I thought you were going to say “kevlar vest”…
Nice second shirt ya got there…
er…
…would’ja like a flower?
A chair? Boy, you need to break out the Queen Anne Sofa to knock out Clog Boy!
slaps Kvalluf with a beer mat. Kvalluf faints and falls down with a dry ‘thump’
Quietly watches as Coldfire turns his back, completely fooled by the fainting bit, and then attaches one end of the bungie cord to the ceiling fan, and the other to Coldfires pants.
Hehe.
then saunters over the swtich and turns on the ceiling fan
HEY! MONT-FART!
On page 2 of this fight, I soaked your pants in gasoline & set it on fire.
You can’t be so drunk or so stupid that ya doesn’t notice that yer ass is on fire. Or can you?
starts laughing as Coldfire recieves the ultra wedgie, as the bungie cord pulls Coldfires pant higher and higher.
Myrr, stop staring at my shirt! That’s not polite. 
And why yes, I’d love a flower!