checks his delivery list
Eh, where’s the Jack Daniels, the whip cream, the Galapagos turtle with garters and the almost new honkey-tonk piano?
Stoopid drivers can’t even pack their truck right.
Oi! Who you callin’ stupid? Geez, just tryin’ to pass by and help a guy out…
Oh well! There’s plenny of other online bars who’d be happy to have this stuff fall on their doorstep. So bleah!
:R-n-R puts it in gear and rumbles off down the street:
::Walks in totally oblivious to the broken glass, chairs, tables, & furniture in general. Makes her way over to DAVE
Hey - I’ve been in that car, what? Since the 4th page! It’s sweltering & I can’t get any tunes on the radio. Haven’t you gotten directions ye—
::Finally realizes what’s going on as Myrr’s sparking body falls on the floor::
[delighted squeal] Ooooooo! A bar brawl! [/delighted squeal]
:: Picks her way over Myrr’s somehow concious form to the bar::
Hey! Bartender! Gimme all the carbonated drinks ya’ got! And I don’t take none of that wussie caffiene-free crap neither!
Hey Coldfire, enjoy your little ride?
dashes behind the bar and grabs the seltzer bottle
Aww, a man willing to torture himself for me! How sweet! Myrr, that’s not necessary. Leave the sizzling to me!
Why thank you.
Flattery will get you everywhere.
I win! I win! ::does a victory dance::
ZAP!! Heh heh heh!!
Looks like Sakura’s fitting right in!
Sprays AudreyK with Seltzer
Take That, haha!
:: Now standing on top of the bar because she is hyped up on WAAAAY too much sugar.::
Thanks.
::Chucks the rest of her Surge/Mt. Dew mixer on Audrey::
Sprays Sakura with Seltzer
Hey, back off, or I’ll use my near-unconcious body to trip you!
Audrey: Yes, I think you win, now show him what happens to those who put a steady stream of water in between themselves and electric-woman.
::stumbles over to bar for a recharge::
Now then, once you’re done with the twerp, care for a drink?
Who you calling twerp, droopy drawers?
Sprays Myrr2 with Seltzer.
::grabs Kvallulf and dumps him into a keg of Canada Dry::
Take THAT!!!
Sakura, you’re next!!!
Myrr, hon, get me a Coke, please!! I’ll be there as soon as I give DaveSpawn here a lesson in bar fighting…
gets out of the keg
There had better be some rum in that Coke!!!
whips out his gridmap, and plots a fire mission on AudreyKs last know position.
::sips Coke:: Nope, no rum. Myrr, you did remember I’m allergic, right?
Kvallulfie, I could smell yer Canada Dry-ed hide from clear across town! You ain’t gonna plot anything without me knowing!
Wow, now this was worth whatever money I paid to get in 
Bartender! Pick yourself up off the floor this moment and fetch Audrey a Coke. Now; I don’t care if you’ve been assaulted by every third person in the room.
Audrey, dear, give em what for–there’s a chair and a cold drink waiting for you when you’re done. 
Of course it’s non-alcohol-imbued Coke. Even if you weren’t allergic, we couldn’t have you drunk and firing off bolts all over the room…
Now give em what for!
“Out.”
runs for the back
:::sniffs air:::
Hey, what’s that smell?
Is that…Love’s Baby Soft?
What the…there’s a minor in this bar!
Woohoo! Let the corruption begin!
::Sakura, a chicken at heart, jumps off the bar top into the numerous bottles of liquor. Thouroughly drenched, she quickly hides behind the Bartender who should be getting paid triple-overtime for all he’s putting up with::
Audrey, might I remind you that the Spawn of Dave is entitled to use his 3 battery aluminum flashlight?
The heck you are, kid. Get your own flashlight. I might need mine if that Larrigan character shows up again.
Sakura’s disarmed!! Sakura’s disarmed!! Get her!!
Myrr, thanks for the Coke! ::sip:: Mmmmm, I taste Kvallulf’s fear!! Where did he go?