The Straight Dope Bar Fight

< techchick yells from back room >

“Who the hell put the Republican Convention on the TV? For God’s sake this is a bar not a meeting hall.”

< techchick snags remote and puts on ESPN >

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Coldfire *
**

Hic! After eight of them things, you are lucky I could remember where I was, much less what the hell I was drinking. Now shut your pie hole, ClogBoy, or I may have to go Postal on your ass!

(Whips her glass of Guinness at Coldfire’s head)

:: Trion changes the cannel on the TV from across the bar with his whip ::

:: tips hat to techchick ::

Ooh, I * like * that in a woman… :wink:

So care for a…umm…slushee?

Oh my!!! I haven’t been “Pounced” on in a good long time!!!

Sure I’ll wrassle, but watch out I do bite!

Grrrr

Here’s your wings, Ang…oh, you look busy. Here, let me help.

:::stuffs a Goddess of the Underworld Flaming Hot Wing O’ Death up Kvalluf’s right nostril:::

What a sweet talker!!

I go offline for a bit to get some food and to fold laundry and I come back to miss two pages.

Anyway, where was I?

Anyone feel lucky tonight?

wielding lightsaber again

Keep talking like that and I might to do bad things!!! I have a reputation to uphold!

Hmmmm… sounds like a challenge to me!

Sure is, you think you can handle it?

Looks Like I am the WINNER!!! WHOO HOO !!!

Define “winner”…

::Whap!::

Define this!!!

Ker-Smack

“Tastes like William Paton”???

::krakow!!::

OOOoooo yeah.

Hmm, looks like I better stay outta the middle of this one…

::ducks outta the way, slushee in hand, looking for Audrey again::

Yes I Win !!! sorry gots to go!

Come on, you lil shits. I’ll crack your bones and chew out the marrow!

::strides in::

Looks like I’m late. Hope you saved leftovers cuz da Freakman is here! Now let’s rock!

I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOULS!!!