I’m starting a family on these boards to protect us from other, less important boards on the net.
With a name like JimmyNipples, it was just a matter of time before the Don in me came out.
I’ll need Under Bosses, Goons, Lieutenants, and a host of other crime world people.
Are you up for it? Do you have big enough nards to be a part of the family?
Last Mafia movie I saw, Spider didn’t last too long. Count me out.
:: Pushes trilby hat back with finger ::
Hey bud , you already know there’s a racket going here already , don’t ya . Join the Cecilian Mafia!
What size shoes ya wears anyways .
:: Starts up cement mixer ::
Ah nerts…I did a search on “mafia” and I didn’t see it.
I’m going to the fishmonger to buy a carp, so I’s can sleep with it.,and not for sex this time.
Which naturally begs the question:
What did you use the carp for last time, eh?
You want I should volunteer to be the curvaceous moll? The long-legged cabaret singer with moxie and a heart of gold? Who talks straight out of Damon Runyan? This is what I am expecting…you will leave me know.
I’ll head up the branch in charge of whacking righties.
Can I be the surly labor boss that has mob ties? Please? I’m HALF Italian!
Need somebody shot? I got a tommy gun.
Can I be the sweet but clueless librarian who loves her crime boss husband devotedly, is convinced he has a heart of gold underneath his enigmatic demeanor, and has no suspicions that evil lurks within the walls of his thriving “import-export” business?
I used it for sex of course…but just for the halibut.
Oh god…I’m funny.
I used it for sex of course…but just for the halibut.
Oh god…I’m funny.