Here’s an interesting one I just ran across. Instead of the usual negative conspiracy, this is a positive one. That JFK, who was instrumental in the formation of the Green Berets, secretly tasked them with being the last defenders of American democracy in the even that we started down a dictatorial path. And that these orders have been passed down through the years.
In 1976, it was well-known among the fourth-grade cognoscenti at McDowell School in Hudson, Ohio, that if Jimmy Carter became President, kids that got in trouble would be sent to work on his peanut farm. And that we’d have school on Saturdays.
According to my mother, this latter was also part of the platforms of the Truman and Eisenhower campaigns, as well.
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There’s also the theory that all mass shootings are tied to use of antidepressants and other psychiatric meds, and Big Gov/Pharma/MedMafia are covering it up, because $$$ (Natural News is big on this one). Apparently all those screw-loose types would be just fine if it wasn’t for Paxil.
Another goodie is that Chronic Fatigue Syndrome is caused by a retrovirus, and the Brave Maverick Researcher who discovered this was hounded out of her job by the MedPharma conspiracy. You’d think drug companies would happily make oodles of dough from antiretroviral drugs if there really was a connection, but the conspiracy buffs aren’t buying it.
Some of my favorite YouTube vids are the ones wherein the sovereign citizens get tazed after refusing to show ID, or exit a vehicle. They start screaming when their car window is broken, after being repeatedly and patiently asked to lower it, and are then surprised when, after being dragged from the car, and resisting arrest are tazed. The screaming becomes even more high pitched then.
With Trump’s latest bloviating about eliminating birthright citizenship, I’m looking forward to a resurgence of SovCit types, all claiming that Trump himself says they’re not “Subject to the jurisdiction of the United States” just because they were born in the US.
Margaret Sanger was a racist who spoke at a Ku Kluz Klan rally. There’s enough a photograph to prove it. And I saw it on the Internet, so it must be true.
Never mind that the Klan was a group who believed that only the straight, white Christian man should be heard, and would never have let a woman speak at their rallies.
No one’s mentioned QAnon yet? QAnon is the mother of all theories. Basically the world is being run by globalist pedophiles and this nefarious state of affairs will soon be dramatically and publically corrected and the world will be restored to greatness due to the collaboration of the superhero duo of Robert Mueller and Donald Trump.
Here’s a good summary:
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"*The QAnon legend assigns every terrible thing in history to a blue-state plot. Liberals killed JFK Jr. to make way for the Clintons, shot Reagan, murdered Seth Rich, organized lots of kid-buggering operations (Pizzagate was just the tip of the iceberg), pulled off the Las Vegas massacre and allied themselves with an array of villains, from Julian Assange to JonBenet Ramsey’s killer. Into this mass rave of evil comes Donald Trump, a fat Christ sent down from right-winger heaven to clean the temples.
In one version of the story, Q is actually JFK, who faked his own death to join Trump’s secret evil-crushing team. The covert cabal has supposedly arrested Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John Podesta and the corpse of John McCain, all of whom are said to be wearing ankle bracelets."*
Q Believers have noticed amazing coincidences that escape the attention of us sheeple. Did you know that Cheese Pizza and Child Pornography have the same initials?
Its so amazingly stupid that I have trouble believing that more than a handful of people believe it, and sometimes I suspect that all the Twitter #QAnon #WWG1WOA (Where we go one, we go all is their oddly incoherent rallying cry) #TrustThePlan #TheGreatAwakening followers are mostly liberals cross-trolling each other. But I have too much faith in human nature, I think. Plus I troll those feeds myself sometimes.
Oh, I enjoy that one, as well!
Your own cite states:
“Margaret Sanger once gave a talk before a women’s branch of the Ku Klux Klan.“
Snopes says it’s a “mixture.” Sure the picture is fake and a lot of the conclusions are incorrect. She believed in eugenics and did speak at a woman’s KKK meeting. The facts get skewed to fit agendas but it’s hardly a candidate for stupidest theory of all time. Not even close to hijacking a plane, disappearing all the people, shooting a missle at the Pentagon, then pretending it was a plane.
Sigh. Can’t tell anymore who’s pretending and who’s an actual moron.
In case anyone thinks there’s anything to Public Law 103-150, I recommend Wikipedia (and from there you can get the actual Supreme Court of the U.S. opinion):
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The legal effect of the Apology Resolution was addressed in the decision of the U.S. Supreme Court of March 31, 2009, which held that the 37 “whereas” clauses of the Apology Resolution have no binding legal effect, nor does it convey any rights or make any legal findings for native Hawaiian claims. The Court concluded that the Resolution does not change or modify the “absolute” title to the public lands of the State of Hawai’i. The decision also affirmed that federal legislation cannot retroactively alter a title given as a part of statehood in general.
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Just in case someone’s not convinced by the fact that it has US Congresspeople, electoral college votes, etc. etc.
Its part of the USA but with an interesting history of once being its own seperate nation. Texas is the next closest. Some Hawaiians have pushed for some native autonomy similar to Indian reservations.
Frankly it certainly felt like a different country sometimes. Hawaiians really have their own traditions (ex. the song " Aloha ʻOe" played all the time even at weddings) and use different words than mainlanders. For example saying “Aloha”.
Oh my God they don’t speak English? And sing different songs?
Yeah you really see alot of them use local Hawaiian terms. I remember one time I was getting some things out of our rental car and these kids holding boogie boards came up to me doing the shaka sign and asking “mahallo”? I didnt know what they wanted and said “no, sorry”. I felt bad later when I found out all they wanted was a ride to the next beach over. Man I felt like a total lolo haole!
You would have to go there to understand.
PS. Do you know what “haole” means?
You are really hung up on language as the sole barometer of cultural identity aren’t you,? You DO know that the US doesn’t have an official language?
The whole “gay agenda” movement. Since gays can’t reproduce, they have an organized agenda to recruit children into being gay.
I was just thinking about this. Worse, since Barry Obama’s grandparents came from Kansas, and the Louisiana Purchase was illegal under French & Spanish law, they didn’t even have US citizenship!
Except of course that everybody thought they did, just like everyone thought Hawai’i was actually a US state, so technically he’d be a Yank anyway, just on occupied land. Oh, well.
I will listen to anyone who has a plausible Conspiracy theory of who got Oswald to assassinate Kennedy, or who was behind Ray. I rate that a “maybe”.
I won’t listen to anyone who says they aren’t the assassins.
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Yep, I am a retired Fed myself.
And to think that the Tweeter-in-Chief wouldn’t blab it all…that takes the most credulity.