So I recently get On Demand and select a movie from the Sundance Channel. Robert Redford comes on for a minute or so before the movie and tells me how concerned he is about the environment.
The movie comes on and within, oh I’d say about 30 seconds, the term and image of an “ass fuck with a reach around” plays.
Seriously, this has got to be the biggest non-sequitur I’ve read today. What the hell does Robert Redford and the environment have to do with a reach around? Are you saying reach arounds aren’t environmentally friendly? Or that ass fucking is only available on Pay-per-view?
There’s really nothing to get. The movie, titled “My Big Fat Independent Movie” , did indeed start off with a scene of literal buggery. Reach-around, I don’t remember, but I’m willing to extend the benefit of the doubt here.
Apparently, this isn’t high-brow enough to follow Mr. Redford’s speech about environmentalism. Therefore, it was unexpected.
I thought the movie was rather weak. Had it been made in 1995 instead of 2005, it might have been hilarious. As it was, it was a lot of rather stale Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs references.
Did Redford say that the movie was going to be about the environment? Did he reference the movie at all in his comments?
You know those environmentalists – so one-demensional. No sense of humor. No talent. No ambition. (Unless they’ve been a trustee of the Natural Resources Defense Council for the last 32 years or something like that.)