The supposed Universal ID Card ("American Ident-I-Eeze")

Great Lakes

You know, because the word Religion is close to Region, so it looks like I misread the form!! …it is a good thing I amuse myself, because I’m the only one.

At least you’re not one of those Liberal New Age Druids who worship wood-grained Formica.

I once put “Humanist” on the form when checking in at the hospital. They didn’t have room to print the entire word on the wrist band, and could only fit “Human.”

I might put Breatharian for the sake of explaining the Breatharian philosophy to people who haven’t heard of it yet.

My Army dog tags said NO REL PREF, no religious preference.

I.P.U.

Invisable Pink Unicornist

From this board.