a couple of my co-workers were discussing the “Universal ID Card” thingy that’s rumored to happen in the US, apparently one of them heard that one of the categories on the “Ident-I-Eeze” will be “religion”
IF in fact that is a category, and if this supposed card does materialize, I figured the religion category is something I could have fun with, it’s none of the government’s business what I choose to believe or not believe, and I feel it’s my moral obligation to stymie these annoying little busybodies at every opportunity
Assuming the “religion” category does make it onto the Ident-I-Eeze, I’ve been thinking up annoying/amusing answers to put on the card…
Sure, I could be honest and just simply put “Atheist”, but that’s boring, and truthful, so I figured I could choose any one of the following;
Follower of the Almighty Og!
Frisbeeterianism (When you die, your soul lands on the roof and gets stuck)
I don’t think the religion category will be on the Ident-I-Eeze, in fact, I doubt the Ident-I-Eeze will even come to pass, but if it does, and religion is a category, what would you choose to put on the card, to screw with their database
Mods, this is intended to be a humorous thread, I have no interest in turning it into a Great Debate or anything, the question is simple “how would you confound or confuse the Ident-I-Eeze database”