I was just looking at the backs of my hands, and I’m sure that the last time I really looked at them the skin was smooth and sheer. It must have been overnight that they have gone all crinkly and wizened.
And as for my eyesight, fuck you all, I CAN see. It’s just the finer details that evade me…
My memory is fine. But have I told you about my hands lately??
Calling up all old-fart Dopers to make me feel better about not being alone in getting old.