The Tea Party is not socially conservative my ass

Or maybe I just haven’t brought up that subject because I am not in an environment where anyone would be shocked or offended by it.

Just to set the record straight, it looks just as much like a taco to me as it does to you guys…

Whom, do you think, should have to pay for their AIDS?

Not unless she is in the country illegally. Come on, play fair…let’s talk about what I actually said.

Do you even understand what that statement means?

Maybe the problem isn’t that you’re stupid, it seems you just lack a firm grasp of the English language. Are you ESL?

What if, instead, you charged a customer $1000 to have that freight moved?

Just a thought.

I’m thinking you can’t be a real great businessperson. A day or three ago you were waiting to be fueled up instead of saving money by doing it yourself. Yesterday you were whining on the board (in between calling us names) about how nobody was calling you with a load instead of calling people looking for a load. You’re not legally allowed to work people the way you claim to work yourself, so who would accept a job for you anyway?

Allegories? I deliberately misused the word as a reference to the painting, “Allegory of Good Government”. We’ve all taken Art Appreciation, right? If not, well, most of the stuff that I say goes over people’s heads anyway. I can tell that by the idiotic responses that I’m getting.

I enjoy misusing words; for instance, “Oh no, that sounds ominvorous!” instead of “That sounds ominous!” It’s kind of a way of making fun of a particular group of people who do it because they don’t know any better.

Again, is this statement autogenerated by some sort of conservative mad libs? Do you know actually know what HIV/AIDS is?

Okey, dokey, What countries are we being higher and mightier of by not shooting people who are in the U.S. illegally? What countries do that?

Oh weird, Starving Artist tries to use that excuse after being called on his bullshit too.

So let’s see, you talk like an idiot, because people think you’re an idiot, for talking like an idiot, because people misread what you write, which is intentional, because you’re an idiot. Brilliant.

Get rid of the FAA completely? No. Perhaps change a few things, if it were up to me, but, the FAA actually does a pretty good job of what they’re doing, and they don’t hassle us. They seem genuinely concerned about air safety, and not just in assessing fines and making it impossible to do business, which is exactly the opposite of what I get from DOT Motor Freight.

The NTSB? They can scrap it, for all I care. I don’t really care that much why planes crash.

National Weather Service? Still necessary, but they’re becoming less necessary all of the time, as private industry is providing better weather services.

Once again, this is the genius we’ve chosen engage.

In a day or so another brilliant orator will be along to defend this shit. Poe’s law anyone?

Federal Aviation Administration?

Well, how about if we pay for their AIDS if they volunteer to shoot the illegal aliens?

As an illegal alien, what cracks me up most is that your votes cancel each other out.

More correctly put, Merde du jour.

Fait pas chier! It is proper to put foreign expressions in italics, and, besides, Larry Flynt has always done it, and he is one of the few people in this world whom I really admire.

The weather predictions of private services are based on information provided by the National Weather Service.

And when your plane or truck crashes due to a problem that could have been defined by an NTSB analysis of an earlier accident, I’ll have no sympathy for you, only for the innocents taken out in your wake.

I know, I like to write french expressions wrong to make fun of idiots on the internet that insist on using them. ha HA you fell for my little trap, would you like to come to a dinner party?

No, in fact, when founded in 1958 the Federal Aviation Administration was known as the Federal Aviation Agency. Its name was changed in 1967.

Since you have been around since before God had a beard, I’m suprised you didn’t know that.

It’s all the same. The US has unlimited class mobility, and so anyone can make it here. Do you realize that there are some countries where you are born into a class, and can never make anything better of yourself?

One of the reasons that foreigners do better in the United States than Americans do is that you people take this country for granted. If you can’t make it in the US, you can’t make it anywhere in the world.

What does the popular election have to do with anything? Do you believe that people who live in a few areas of urban sprawl (the “blue” areas) should be allowed to tell the whole rest of the country (the “red” areas) what to do?