The Tea Party is not socially conservative my ass

What I like most about this is that you followed it up with:

You’re an idiot.

I thought we all were, nes pas?

Oui oui. (Homophonously appropriate, given that I’m sure that **Morella **is just taking the piss.)

Non non, I’m sure she’s very busy and on her want to Vegas as we speak.

You know how many times the “turnip truck” slur gets thrown around here, right in front of my face? Go cry me some big, salty, digital tears, Tin Man.

N’est-ce pas.

Sorry. Personal peeve and it’s not like I’m using my French degree for anything else.

That’s French? Oh.

You know what’s funny. There is a good chance Morella will drive over the new Mike O’Callaghan – Pat Tillman Memorial Hoover Dam Bypass Bridge, saving hours by avoiding the Hoover Dam. I wonder if she’ll be thankful for the $240million in taxes that went to its construction.

Probably not.

Fuckin’ dam shouldn’t be in the way in the first place. Nothin’ but a commie socialist New Deal tax boondoggle.

Trudat. Probably built with Russian generators, and illegal immigrant labour.

Tant pee.

Well, we were headed there.

I’m fond of Hershey’s myself.

The tongue, she is sooo biting of herself !

Would she be liking to bite my Hershey’s instead? It is better than N’est pas and also it will not to bleed on your chin and your dress.

Oh my Gawd! I didn’t realize that Wik had checked it out, or there wouldn’t have been any reason to discuss it. I beg forgiveness.

You might have a point, if social security hadn’t been raided, and if it were anything but a Ponzi scheme that is about to blow up. I don’t mind paying an employee enough to save for retirement. Why does the government need to be involved in that? Why pay the extra money for the government overhead?

Direct cost is fine. Direct cost + government overhead + government interference + government incompetence + government fund raiding is too much of a price for anyone to bear.

I don’t use gas. I use diesel fuel and Jet A, which is, basically, kerosene. My fuel taxes are refunded, because I pay the IFTA tax instead. You are following this discussion enough to know what IFTA taxes are by now, right? I am paying the IFTA taxes, as are all truck operators, and the roads are not being fixed. If you want to defend your socialist government and taxation, answer me the following:

Where is my IFTA tax money going?

Since I am paying IFTA to repair the roads, why do we need Stimulus money to repair the roads?

That’s your strawman argument. I never said anything of the kind, never even brought up the subject.

Chinese coal production? Yeah, right…since we don’t have any coal in the US…those are imaginary coal miners who are out of work because the government won’t let them run the mines, imaginary coal trucks that are parked, imaginary mines that are closed. And those windmills that are sitting up on the hills, not turning…are they really turning, and I’m just imagining that they aren’t?

I don’t actually know what race I am. I have brown skin…as for the hair, only my stylist knows for sure. I speak with a French accent, and some of my relatives are Muslim, although, as it was mentioned earlier in this thread, the Muslims that you have to fear the most are white. And I did fear my grandparents very much, especially during the 80’s when I was taken to France and subjected to Sharia law. I actually had to escape to the United States, back to where I was originally born! But the grandparents are dead now, I am safely back in Les Etats-Unis, Mom and I have made up (she has brown skin too), and my sex change was successful, despite rumors to the contrary, so I’m feeling much better now.

OK, maybe this is all bullshit, but…what difference does it make what race I am anyway? Can’t you find a way to insult me without picking on my race?

He’s posted his birth certificate online. He had two birth announcements at the time. His mother had never been out of the country when he was born.

You are a fucking retard. I know you’re just trolling, but seriously, at least try to sound sane.

Yes, where I am paying $12 a day for internet access that is free everywhere else in the free world, so, please…do me a favor and say something intelligent. I’m having buyer’s remorse so far.

Tu m’a fait du nickel, chou!