The Tea Party is not socially conservative my ass

And you’re the one who hasn’t answered it.

Correct.

Who’s on first?

  • credit to Abbot & Costello for the line. Or not. They may have adapted the routine from some other vaudeville team. Just so SA does not think I’m taking credit for a classic routine. Must keep him happy.

As much as I’m pleased by your heretofore nonexistent desire to keep me happy, I would be happier still if you simply answered the question. You’ve pretty clearly implied that you’ve arrived at certain conclusions regarding what I think or know about the question of Obama’s birth, and I’d like to know if I’m correct regarding those implications and if so what you’re basing them on.

You’ve admitted that you’re not answering his question, why the hell should he answer yours?

cups hands around mouth
Psst…I already answered it. :wink:

I have no idea why you’d think that I would think that you would think that you would doubt Obama’s birthplace.

Think about that.

What I wonder is…why would you care whether or not Barry was born in Hawaii?

Why do you feel the need to stick up for him? Is it, perhaps, because you need somebody to believe in?

You know what, guys? I’m calling this thread. It’s not really fun anymore. I’m going home, I hear my mom calling, she’s got apple cider. You guys want apple cider? C’mon.

And now, we’re getting close to the truth. I lived under a fake birth certificate for many years…all I had to was take a copy of someone else’s birth certificate, copy it, delete some stuff with whiteout, and type it back in, then make another copy again. My roommate told me to take it down to the black neightborhood in South Dallas, where people wouldn’t be very smart, and they would accept it and give me a driver’s license. It worked.

I had to do this because I basically “escaped” from France and came back to the US in the 80’s, against my parents’ wishes. I was born in the US, and I am a citizen, but it was actually easier to trick some black folks into accepting a fake birth certificate than it was to, ultimately, obtain a real one.

If I can do this, with a xerox copier and a bottle of whiteout…guess what…so can Obama. Whether or not his birth certificate is real, I don’t know and I don’t care. His real name is Barry Soetoro, he grew up in Indonesia, and he is a Muslim. I’ve posted video of him admitting to all of these things, and some of you people still don’t wish to believe it. That’s fine. Worship a fake Obamagod if you want to. Put your head up your ass…maybe the view is better for you. Do whatever it takes to make you happy, believe in whatever you need to believe in. Life is too short to do anything else. Whatever makes you happy, believe it, and live it. Just don’t ask me to believe it…I know better.

What about the de-clawed kittens? How do they work into the picture?

And the circumcised gay fetuses?

(come on, I have a bingo card to fill up here. Give me a break!)

Whoa, boy. waits for firestorm

It may have been, for a while. I wouldn’t know. So what? No one can change their name now? If he feels more of a kinship with his birth father (who gave him his original name) than his stepfather, so what?

For a few years, yes. So? He’s never denied it. What relevance is this?

Which means that Jeremiah Wright has absolutely no relevance to him, yes? Anyway, he’s a poor sort of Muslim if he doesn’t do a single thing practicing Muslims do, like pray towards Mecca at particular times and so on. In that case, it’d make no difference at all, would it?

As for the video, this has already been addressed in post 836. If there is direct evidence of him saying so, surely it’s reasonable to post a summary (e.g. on August 4, 2009, he said in a speech in Chicago, “I’m most definitely a Muslim.”)? Just so we can get context and separate the opinion of the presenter (which already says flat out that it’s not saying what you think it’s saying)?

I care, because you are saying things that are not true. And you either already know this, or are genuinely too stupid to understand simple facts.

I vote genuine stupidity. :smiley:

None of that is actually true.

And who’s fault is that? Morella already said she saw the video where he said all those things, and you say he was lying! Connect the dot, people!

People, stop responding to the troll.

I know that “Obvious troll is obvious” has become an internet cliche, but this is one of the clearest examples i’ve ever seen. I know it can be hard to resist, but don’t feed it.

Wait - are you saying Obama’s a Hindu now? I can’t keep up.

Then why did Barry say it? Is he just a compulsive liar?

No, he isn’t.

I posted video of Barry saying all of those things. You people asked me to prove what I was saying, I did, and now you’re having a hissy fit over it.

There’s just no pleasing some folks, I guess.