The tenets of Og?

Is Og so powerful could he himself make a burrito so big that he could not eat it?

Og no like Mexican food. Og like Thai food. You got Pad Thai? Give Og.

“Og is fan of Bush, Jr.”

C’mon. sig for me. Considering they aren’t Sr, Jr as Albert Gore and his daddy are. Please?

I can’t believe this thread is still going

Og no deal with paradox. Og find paradox, Og SMASH! No more paradox.

Shirley ask irrelevant question. Og not make own burritos; worshippers make Og’s burritos. Og could eat hum-Og-nous burrito, but Og would not. Og gotta stay in shape.

I looked into the custom-made charm thing a bit. There are several companies who do custom-made silver charms. Some will create a cast silver charm in the design of your choice. Others will engrave artwork on a plain silver disc or other shape. I haven’t priced it out or anything, but it would seem that the latter option would be reasonably priced. I assume they’d feed the design into a computerized engraving machine, and the machine would do the deed. In other words, it would require having an artist actually sculpt the 1920s style death ray.

What the heck does a 1920s style death ray look like anyway?

Tinkertoy: I’ve been pondering the TugAhoy thing…do you have any suggestions on how the whole JDT thing could be depicted? I’ll bet that someone somewhere manufactures charms in the shape of an uncircumcised penis, but I’m not sure I’d want to wear it around…

How is Og related to the Oger named Shrek ? Is Shrek bigger than Og, since he is an oger?

When you say “oger”, do you mean “a follower of Og” or something like that? I don’t remember Shrek (an ogre) giving any indications about his spiritual beliefs in the first film. (I’ve yet to see the second.)

And when you ask if Shrek is bigger than Og, are you talking about physical size? If so, if Og is in humanoid form (or, rather, proto-humanoid form), I would think he’d be smaller in size than Shrek, based on how large Shrek is compared to the humans in his films. However, I don’t think size is really relevant when comparing Og to Shrek. Shrek is just one being, whereas Og is so much more. Actually, some would call it sacrilegious to even compare to two, in any way.

Ogizzle is the Hizzle!

Anyhoo…

chokes on cheerioes I haven’t read something that funny in a few weeks.

Is it the Will of Og to wage a jihad against Cthulhu and his followers? :dubious:

Og not need silly jihad. Og powerful. If Og not like, Og Smash.

'Sides, Og make Cthulhu. Cthulhu cute.

You could just depict the apparatus itself, shown at tugahoy.com (probably not work-safe). However, I doubt many people besides JDT would recognize it right away.

Which is more lethal Og, Karate, Kung Fu or Brake Dance?

Yes! OG is right! He is cute!

:smiley:

Would OG please smash the heck out of UG (the offspring of Captain Caveman and Fred Flintstone)? He’s not just annoying, but this seems to be a case of possible name infringement, at the very least.

Did Og know Java the caveman personally?

Anyhoo…

Og not care about copyright. What Og need royalties for? Og am what Og am. That enough. It good to be Og.

Og smash Shrek. Shrek no smash Og. Shrek too busy making Ogre babies with Fiona (Donkey busy with Dragon).

Og win!

Shrek get laid, though.

How, since Shrek is Oger

does that make Og sad?

Dear Og,

I need to win the lottery. The Big One, you know what I mean?

Can you help me with this?

Signed,

Broke and hopeful.