One of the most frustrating things about seeing movies through Netflix is that after you watch them, you want to discuss them, but then you realize you’re probably the only person around who’s watched that movie recently. That’s what this thread is for. Come unburden yourself of your movie opinions, and if you’re really lucky, you just might find someone who is willing to discuss it. I’ll start.
Our last Netflix was “The Rocker,” starring Jack Black…er…Dwight Schrute…er…Rainn Wilson. I have a small list of actors whose movies I’ll watch no matter what just to support them. Rainn isn’t quite on that list yet, but he has potential. Or so I thought. To be fair, actually, this movie wasn’t his fault. He acted his ass off. But MAN, what a stinker! He plays a middle-aged drummer who was kicked out of his band 20 years ago just before they became Metallica-huge. His bitterness about it has ruined his life, until he ends up drumming for his nephew’s high school band, which of course just happens to be the next huge thing.
The first bit had potential, but then it degenerated into the most boringly predictable Disney-style wish fulfillment garbage I’ve seen in a long time. I kept hoping that at the next plot point they’d do something unexpected and interesting, but no. It was paint-by-numbers plodding progression to the inevitable end. They must have drained Hollywood of bows, as they neatly tied up one thing after another after another in nice pretty ones. Someone please tell me that there’s evidence that this was written for Jack Black, but he turned it down because it was so awful, because it seemed glaringly obvious to me. Dreadful movie.
On the flip side, before that we got Ghost Town, because Ricky Gervais is still on my list, and it turned out to be surprisingly good. I hate romantic comedies, but they hit just the right balance with this one - funny and touching without being over-the-top or cheesy. Ricky will be the first to tell you he’s not much of an actor, but he did a good job on this one. Oh, plot summary - right. Ricky is a misanthropic dentist who dies for a few minutes during a colonoscopy (him finding this out is one of the funniest scenes). When he wakes up, he can see and hear dead people all around him, who begin pestering him with requests for him to take care of all their unfinished business. One of them, Greg Kinnear, gets him to attempt to ruin his widow’s upcoming marriage. The rest follows fairly predictably, but enjoyably. Anyway, that was one for which I didn’t have very high hopes, but turned out to be a pleasant surprise.
The only other movie I’ve seen recently about which I have feelings strong enough to post was “Journey to the Center of the Earth” with Brendan Frazier. My stepson convinced my wife and I to sit through it with him. Suffice it to say we quickly began IMing each other about how horrible it was to avoid offending him. I think somebody made a bet to see how many cliches they could cram into one DVD. Whoever it was must have won.