I have the sprayer hose attachment and I love it. I feel much cleaner, and I feel much less… friction/chafing/etc. I highly recommend it – I ordered it off Amazon and installed it myself.
May have been me, or was it “dog crap in the high grass?”. I have a shady thicket on the back road, and I have tried bidets, and the results are a bunch of well-moistened cling-ons squashed between the cheeks when I stand up. For those born with polished marble nethers, I’m sure bidets work great.
Flushing a toilet already does that.
They also make pretty splash fountains, too. At least my 7 YO self thought so until my Mom caught me sending the spray to the ceiling at their friend’s house party…
This is kind of what I meant when I wrote the OP. I just don’t see how you can’t misuse a bidet in a way that sends poop flecks flying everywhere in a gusher of water.
Must be an old time saying.
If you’re putting a lot of effort into it then eventually you get hemorrhoids which trap fecal matter in a no-man’s land. The end result is that it works it’s way out into your undies. There is no way of getting really clean.
Because it’s not a “gusher of water” unless you open the taps all the way. You can control the water pressure by how much you open the tap.
Wide open pretty much does it… 