Sorry, I should have remembered that, instead I remembered a joke from before you changed your user name.
I really hope you don’t mind the fun I was having at your expense, other than screwing up your old user name, it was intentional, but assuming you would be OK with the jokes.
So you’re admitting you slack off at work to read the Dope and that you’re a goldbricquet?
I tried to resiist by couldn’t. Okay, I’ll stop now.
Burned once again, skwered even.
{lifts glass} To the SDMB, cheers. It’s a rare medium well done.
And that would be different from the current system how?
Badumdum
I kid because I love (sorta).
Really electing Mods is like electing Traffic Cops and Parking Enforcement Officials - the good ones are going to make enemies, and the popular ones would need to be worthless to stay popular and be re-elected.
I’d relish the opportunity.
But they’d garnish your wages.
Oh. That’d put me in a real pickle.
I don’t think they’d lettuce stop it, though, there’s slaws about it, and the law doesn’t carrot all.
OK. Dex is right out. You’re hired… 
you’re the salt of the earth. 
Let me be the first to pepper you with compliments on that pun barrage.
FOOD pun FIGHT!!
water they think of next? orange you glad that we spiced up this thread? it may be cheesy, but it’s eggsactly what ewe needed no matter how fowl.
i need to duck outta here
Food puns mean thread dies. Die, thread, die.
love,
your unelected, dictator-for-life, fascist moderator