[QUOTE=Frank]
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Sorry, I should have remembered that, instead I remembered a joke from before you changed your user name.
I really hope you don’t mind the fun I was having at your expense, other than screwing up your old user name, it was intentional, but assuming you would be OK with the jokes.
[QUOTE=wring]
:eek: :eek: :eek: That’d really burger me! I couldn’t handle all the grilling. GOtta get back to work and coal-late some documents.
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So you’re admitting you slack off at work to read the Dope and that you’re a goldbricquet?
I tried to resiist by couldn’t. Okay, I’ll stop now.
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
So you’re admitting you slack off at work to read the Dope and that you’re a goldbricquet?
I tried to resiist by couldn’t. Okay, I’ll stop now.
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Burned once again, skwered even.
{lifts glass} To the SDMB, cheers. It’s a rare medium well done.
[QUOTE=Isosleepy]
The real problem is not that the Reader will not go a long with it, it’s that if they did, only complete nutjobs would allow themselves to be nominated.
And not even the fun nutjobs.
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And that would be different from the current system how?
Badumdum
I kid because I love (sorta).
Really electing Mods is like electing Traffic Cops and Parking Enforcement Officials - the good ones are going to make enemies, and the popular ones would need to be worthless to stay popular and be re-elected.
[QUOTE=samclem]
A few more bad puns such as those, and we may have to choose you to replace Dex. 
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I’d relish the opportunity.
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse]
I’d relish the opportunity.
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But they’d garnish your wages.
[QUOTE=wring]
But they’d garnish your wages.
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Oh. That’d put me in a real pickle.
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse]
Oh. That’d put me in a real pickle.
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I don’t think they’d lettuce stop it, though, there’s slaws about it, and the law doesn’t carrot all.
[QUOTE=wring]
I don’t think they’d lettuce stop it, though, there’s slaws about it, and the law doesn’t carrot all.
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OK. Dex is right out. You’re hired…
[QUOTE=samclem]
OK. Dex is right out. You’re hired…
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you’re the salt of the earth. 
Let me be the first to pepper you with compliments on that pun barrage.
FOOD pun FIGHT!!
[QUOTE=Q.E.D.]
FOOD pun FIGHT!!
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water they think of next? orange you glad that we spiced up this thread? it may be cheesy, but it’s eggsactly what ewe needed no matter how fowl.
i need to duck outta here
Food puns mean thread dies. Die, thread, die.
love,
your unelected, dictator-for-life, fascist moderator