The too tough to die MMP

Inch thick carbon fiber with an oversized hook and shark teeth grips on the shaft. This is backed up by a life-time of self defense classes and the knowledge that as a small female, I only have one chance before things go very badly for me.

This, so much this. Honestly though? I’m going to wear masks for the rest of my life. Not because of the plague but because of my habit of getting skin cancer if my milk white skin gets sun exposure.

:rofl: :joy: :rofl:

They make great ice tea. Fill a glass with ice, drop a tea bag in the basket and select the smallest size cup possible.

They came after us because we pulled money out of my 401k to pay the mortgage after hubs had his heart surgery. The bank had properly withheld the penalty, but the IRS didn’t believe any of us and grabbed 10 grand for almost a year. We got it back but weren’t allowed to charge them late fees and penalties. Bastids.

Hub’s phone, which he uses as an alarm, changed itself to DST last night, so he got up an hour early this morning. He made coffee, fed the cats, looked outside and thought it was pretty dark, then saw the time so stretched out in his recliner for a short nap. The cats woke him up at their proper breakfast time while insisting that he had only dreamed he had fed them earlier. GG cleaned his second breakfast bowl and polished off VMC’s so I’m thinking he’s getting ready for another growing spurt.