slaps everyone in a masochistic manner, like her sister does while playing Slapjack
urinates on board again
My army in Venice is putting your ‘Y’ in check, thus allowing me to draw another card!
looks at card
“Take that!”
smashes a four of clubs down
“Ha! They’re trump! I have a color group now! Buahahaha! What’cha gonna do?”
Plays card
’punha - Draw Four!
Punches Bad News Baboon in the arm
Slug Bug blue! No backsies!
Zoom! Schwartz! Figliano! Lieberman! Giraffe - You chimed in late. Drink.
The ten of cups! A perfect Sabacc! Magickly Delicious - you lose. And you owe me a Corellian YT-1300 light transport.
Rolls dice
That’s 6 sixes. Beat that, Opal!
Jack Batty Save vs. poison or die where you stand!
Spins spinner
FairyChatMom Your day of reckoning is here. Sell all your children now.
Uno! Jumanji! Mexican! You sank my battleship! Blackjack!
Your turn…
Giraffe sizzles and black smoke rises from his/her ears.
Ah-ha you didn’t notice me plug the board into the mains when I played the Jack of Diamonds.
Switches the power off and cleans the board with extra-extra strong dissinfectant.
Plugs the board back in.
Does slapping people in a masiochistic manner mean that Flamsterette_X tried to slap me but missed and slapped herself ?
Touches Opal you’re it.
urinates on keithmac
Ha! You just ran into a Vortex Spot! You have to spin around until you fall down!
I can spell “piecemeal” with my nine tiles. Double letter bonus, yeah!
gives Giraffe a box of Depends
From the shower calls out
“I spy with my little eye something beginning with P”
GO FISH!!!
Coooool…I got a 10. Now I can put my left foot on the red circle, collect $50,000 from all the players, annnnd roll the dice.
rolls dice
Doubles! Now I get all the money in free parking!
Ooooooh, and I rolled a “6” and you know what that means…
A “6”?!?!? Dammit.
Strips down to socks and shin guards
Who has the orange whistle??
Passes the orange whistle to FairyChatMom “Watch out it’s still a bit wet inside”
Moves the Goblin which has finally dried out a bit, to Broadway.
Your turn
Dang it! Glottis fell overboard again. AltF4 brings up Lupe with the Ace of Tourniquets and a seltzer bottle. Scotch and soda all around. Chowchilla Charlie sneaks off to shim up the roullete table. The cat race track catches fire. Glottis builds 4 hotels. Upside down. Underwater. Es enorme!
takes deep breath, blows whistle 17 times, dons cape and fedora
“I claim this for me and my children. Woe to him who steals my teeth!”
sets timer
Ready, go!
Pushes the ‘Pop-O-Matic’ bubble
Seven.
Okay, I think it’s Colonel Mustard… In the Hyperbaric Chamber… With the harpoon!
No?
F#@K! Go fish
Is it my turn again? Damn!
I hate this part.
- Puts on heavy-duty glove and reaches into burlap sack filled with nine angry hamsters*
Whose idea was it to hide a Golden Ticket in this bag anyway?
Ah-ha!! I got it!! 1000 points to meeee!
I put my right foot in,
I put my right foot out,
I put my right foot in,
And I shake it all about…
AND I WIN THE TURN!
*steals FCM’s teeth
*tosses them to Giraffe, who needs both hands to catch them
*winds streamers around keithmac, ending with a pinwheel tucked in his collar
*uses THespos to break open the pinata, and, after grabbing the Twizzlers,
dons cloak of invisibility and sits in middle of the table
Yahtzee!!!
“Where have the dice gone?”
whilst waiting I build castles on Broadway, Boardwalk and Mayfair.
“Ha land on that you suckers!”