rolls the dice
7! Woohoo!
moves her piece to the green square and turns over a new card
Your turn!
flicks spinner
“Stand on left foot and orate or forfeit banana split”
I’ll use my bowrap token instead. The bank owes me $37.50
Next player!
I play a Mountain, tap it and bring a Goblin into play with summoning sickness.
The Goblin rolls a 3 and 5, pick up a chance card.
Go back to Old Kent Road, do not pass go, do not collect 200 pounds.
Darned.
Old Kent Road is up for Auction
Your go.
Okay, I’m going to flip the piece at the end of the third row and that will capture the entire diagonal. This gives me the right to a free turn, and I’ll use that to capture your dog.
Next?
I’m playing the dreaded “Death and Decay” card.
It eats EVERYTHING!
(takes card from pile)
“Take everyone else’s money and draw another card.”
(grabs** twickster47’s** ,** keithmac’s** ,** FairyChatMom’s** and ** OpalCat’s money** )
(takes card from pile)
“the opponent on your left is to give you a foot massage”
Cool!
I roll a natural 23 for the save!
Goblin to Kings Knighy 5,
attacking your “Death and Decay” card
whilst creating an uncovered check on Mrs Peacock in the Library with a Candlestick (oooh errr misses).
Gin!
I mean … Check!
Oh, wait, I rolled a natural 7, I guess that makes me the left bauer.
Um …
I pass.
urinates on the board
(takes drippy boad and mashes giraffe in the head with it)
(runs off to wash hands)
(grabs more money on the way)
urinates on board as well.
Snap !
Cleans board off with very strong dissinfectant.
Quickly plays the Jack of Diamonds hoping no one notices.
Burlington Rounds. Since there’s no double bank holiday except on alternating green line routes, it’s a valid move for this turn only.
castles
Ahaha! I have the Old Maid!
Now I get to put down the blue ‘Reverse’ card and build two hotels on Park Place.
sprays alternate players with SuperSoaker
Draws to an inside straight
“I spy with my little eye something mauve. Punch Buggy no punchbacks!”
HEY HEY HEY! Not so fast, Magickly! I’m playing my “Super Deep Freeze” card and spinning for the Deluxe Bonus!
Yay! I got two extra Speed Pills for the bonus round!
Dammit. Magickly Delicious just SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!
I’ll go ahead and place an ‘X’ in the center triangle.
And I’ll put a Y on top of your X thus trumping it.
place down
POL GLOT
arround the Y, that’s let me see 72 points I think.