The phalanx of Secret Service guards around Reagan didn’t keep *him *from getting shot. Maybe he needed a few math teachers there too.
Or maybe the problem is insistently misidentified.
The phalanx of Secret Service would have wrestled Don into the car and sped him to safety, and he knows it, so he can talk big BS. He’s being a damn middle schooler with action hero fantasies — because that IS what he’s saying essentially, that the solution to crime is to have some Captain Testosterone type swoop in and physically confront the criminal mid-crime. Much easier than addressing mental health or secure schools or gun control or reporting threats or involuntary committal or whatever.
Or it’s possible she wasn’t honest with her parents and their creepy uptight old asshole friend. Because, historically, there have been occasional reported cases of teenagers telling lies.
Oh no, you can’t be suggesting a nice, conservative girl would be untruthful about her sexual experience when questioned by her parents and their creepy friend! Only an evil liberal would do that!
If only his bone spurs hadn’t flared up at the crucial moment!
Well, but only since the 1960s ruined everything.
Yo, yo, yo! What up, home slices? 
I’m having a busy day like we conservatives are prone to do but I’m curious as to the time when I return to answer all this bullshit, am I gonna get accused of hijacking the thread, trolling, and making it all about me again? 'Cause, you know, that’s how it usually works.
Home… slices?
For fuck’s sake…he’s such a narcissist, that a goddamn school shooting has to be all about him. This country is so fucked.
Just ratcheting up the dork. (Hey, does that mean I’m ratchet? How cool! As we all know, one just can’t be scuzzy enough these days.) 
If you want an interesting conversation but you don’t want to derail the thread, had you considered forwarding a link to your post to the teenage girl whose sexual history you know so well? I bet she’d think it was a great post, and so would all other parents of teenage girls in your neighborhood, home slice.
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Not to belabor the point, but I have a foolproof solution absolutely guaranteed to prevent that from happening.
That’s exactly and entirely what that post IS. :rolleyes:
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Tell us more about how you know your young neighbour is up for a “makeout session”, you creepy old pervert.
I wonder how many paper towel tubes that took.
Not from me, at any rate.
Draft dodging Cadet Bones Spurs would have run like the coward he really is.
Called his Chief of Staff (at the time) and told him to come into the Oval Office and kill a fly
Trump vs. the mosquito
Cowering from an unarmed protester.
They are all recorded for posterity, and up on YouTube.
Said this about seeing blood: “I’m not good for medical. In other words, if you cut your finger and there’s blood pouring out, I’m gone,”
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Thank you. I wondered if anyone would catch that one.