The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

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If you’re going to commemorate the birth and death of a messiah, Christmas and Easter (Good Friday and Easter Monday (?) are holidays in the UK. Learned that when I worked at Reuters in New York.

New Years Eve / Day just because it’s fun.

If you’re going to send a document to a King about why his colonists have been fighting your soldiers for well over a year, July 4th. I dunno if when the conflict started Independence was the goal, yet in 1776 independence it is. Almost every country has either an Independence day or Constitution Day (Norway at least)

If MLK jr still has a holiday (I recall when it was created it was swapped with either President’s Day or Washington’s birthday and also isn’t called that in some states) he deserves it.

:factory: :deciduous_tree: Not generally a day off, yet if people learn that trees are good to have, Arbor Day.

:factory: :angry: Columbus never even knew of mainland Americas so any day commemorating him is not only manufactured, yet undeserved.

:shamrock: A day off only in Ireland, AFAIK (and they may have changed that since I left - or just allowed pubs to open), yet I dunno what in particular March 17th means.

:factory: Enforcing the law of the USA - even if you’re just a stubborn territory like Texas long after the 14th amendment and surrender of Lee at Appomattox, you’re just looking for an excuse for a June Holiday with a clever portmanteau name.

:factory: :tristan_da_cunha: In the UK there are the creatively named Early May Bank Holiday and Late May Bank Holiday and a similar pair two weeks apart in August.

Memorial and Veteran’s day (Not "The USA won WWI all by itself Day like Trump did with VE-day and WWII) are commemorative and deserved.

:factory: :woman_mage: They’ve been doing Halloween in Ireland and the UK more and more, yet that’s appropriating a Druid day or All Soul’s Eve (as Christmas sort of is), take your pick. If Moses hadn’t dropped the 11-15th commandments, one of them might have demanded giving out candy.

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Colorado (at least in the county I work for) changed that to indigenous peoples day. Columbus does not deserve it.

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I heard the flag poles have been installed. Only… Doesn’t Marine One land on the South Lawn? Helicopters generally don’t like sticky-uppy things where their rotors want to be.

I saw a meme that said the flag poles were crooked… like Trump. It would be funny if that were true.

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Sure they’re not stripper poles?

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And in the meantime, how about acting like an actual military commander AND STFU ABOUT IT? Good god, does a thought ever cross his “mind” that doesn’t come out his mouth or onto his keyboard?

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I saw those poles, trump thought he was being funny when he said they were to be…raised. Not gonna use the “e” word or else he’d be run out of town. I like that he’s concerned about being run out of town, yet even if this was Beavis & Butthead who would have a laugh, “Heh, heh, he just said erected”

Also those flags at least are huge and those poles best be cemented into at least a couple yards of cement pylons.

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MLK still has a holiday, on the Monday in January nearest his birthday. Presidents Day (Monday in February) also still exists; Lincoln’s Birthday and Washington’s Birthday are no longer celebrated. Neither holiday is named anything else anywhere.

A UK holiday that you didn’t mention is probably a good analog to Juneteenth: Guy Fawkes/Bonfire Night. Celebrating the fact that something bad was averted/ended.

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Washington’s birthday and Lincoln’s birthday are now called Presidents’ Day.

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And it’s good that it’s in November, as if it were like next Friday, it really won’t be dark enough for fireworks till about 11PM. I guess you can do bonfires yet they too look better in the dark.

I’m only nominally Catholic yet also a citizen of Ireland, and this night has some pretty strong anti-Catholic undertones and therefore Republic of Ireland. They love it in the north, except perhaps Londonderry.

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trump certainly treats the American flag with the same respect and level of appropriateness he would probably give to the user of a stripper pole…

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I’m theoretically on the side of Guy in this case, as an English Catholic and fireworks fan.

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[snipped to just include this particular story in @Monty’s post]

You can actually see the video of this exchange between Kaine and Hegseth.

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Also posted elsewhere. Trump asked the workers who put up the pole if there were any illegal immigrants among them. What a bastard.

‘Any Illegal Immigrants?’ Trump Quizzes Workers at the White House.

President Trump decided to check the immigration status of a work crew installing a new flagpole at the White House.

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The president had asked the members of a work crew putting up a new flagpole on the White House grounds to stand with him as he addressed the news media Wednesday. But then the questions shifted to immigration…

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“Do we have anybody here?” he asked, turning to the workers. “Any illegal immigrants?”

When no one responded, he told the men it was the news media, not him, who would be checking into them.
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Since they likely didn’t consult DC code for erecting (heh, heh) flagpoles, when that terrible menace of wind knocks them over into the White House he gets to build a nice gold replacement.

Before Trudeau left felon47 accused him and Canada for burning down the first White House.

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Personally?

He should threaten to do it again.

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I’ve got you covered. :wink:

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Mouth is being generous. Ass-pull is more like it.

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Well, of course. Two weeks.

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Concepts of a plan.