Dammit, was hoping to keep this secret! I always seem to manage to get the last 2 12-packs of this at my grocery store. They go fast.
Who killed the Kennedys?
After all, it was you and me.
Guess I would never be tired again. 
I get the sense this was announced to hopefully distract from the Epstein uproar. After all, when was the last time Trump admitted weakness
Let’s hear it for embolisms.
This lying piece of shit is desperate to quash the Epstein furor. The more lies he tells about it, the more he blames presidents from three terms ago, the more guilty he looks. Hoax my ass you fucking pedophile.
Already has its own thread. 
Noo, curse my slow posting fingers.
Coca-Cola’s response: “We appreciate President Trump’s enthusiasm for our iconic Coca-Cola brand. More details on new innovative offerings within our Coca-Cola product range will be shared soon.”
Two weeks?
I’ve always loved that footnote! I hope historians in the far future will still be enjoying it.
Just remember, when you’re watching your skin slough off and you’re puking/shitting your guts out due to radiation sickness — you’re Making America Gross Great Again!
Yeah, I thought that this was widely known. Maybe just not by rich white assholes, I guess.
Well, they probably don’t go to the good convenience stores with taquerias in them, the fools.
Why would he know to begin with? He only drinks Diet Coke and has it brought to him by minions.
Some member of his inane clown posse must have complained.
Nah, Juggalos drink Faygo.
“morans”, not minions.
And, “How much could a bottle of Coke with sugar cost? Same as a banana?”
Not to mention previously Hawkish on Russia.
Unfortunately this leaves me wondering what n is. (unrepentant math nerd)