The Twisted Movie Title Game!

I’m thinking of a movie that is about a sharpshootin’ insecticide sprayer, and it rhymes with a popular science fiction movie about a futuristic gumshoe/detective/assassin.

I’m thinking of a movie about a referee who enjoys classical music, and it rhymes with a Billy Dee Williams movie.

The Umpire Likes Bach

Raid Gunner!

I’m thinking of a movie about an ADD drug falling from the skies that rhymes with an Orson Welles classic.

Ritalin Rain

I’m thinking of a movie about the Kentucky Derby that rhymes with a Harrison Ford movie.

I don’t know the answer, but don’t you think Ritalin Rain would be a great name for a rock band?

Besides, this is my 200th post so I can do whatever I want.

Possibly, but don’t you think A Great Name For a Rock Band would be a great name for a rock band?

And I have to leave that last one open to let some other people take a crack at it.

Fair Course Run?
Racers of the Boss Park?
Gimme a hint, what decade?

Now that I think about it, Ritalin Rain might be too Scooby-esque.

“Their Horse Won”?

Robot Arm stumped me! Damn, you guys picked up on this too fast.

I’m thinking of a movie which is about southeast Asians becoming hysterically afraid, and it rhymes with a movie about a disaster from the early part of the 1900’s.

“Thai Panic?”

I’m thinking of a movie about a solidly built magical sprite, and it rhymes with a Clint Eastwood classic.

Sturdy Fairy?

I’m thinking of a movie about a pilot disillusioned with flying, and it rhymes with a movie about a group of boys stranded on a deserted island.

Bored of the Flys.

I thinking of a movie about nasty women who
do stay drug free, and it rhymes with the biggest
surprise movie hit of last summer

“Bored of the Skies.”

I’m thinking of a movie about a window being subjected to close examination, and it rhymes with a movie about a crazy WWII naval captain.

The Pane Scrutiny.

for the clint Eastwood pic, Clay Pixie for Me.

I’m thinking of a movie about…

flirting at a dinner party, and it rhymes with a Dustin Hoffman movie.
a dirty laundromat, and it rhymes with a Woody Allen movie.
ordinary germs and cars, and it rhymes with a Steve Martin movie.
(my favorite)New Year’s Eve party dresses for gamblers, and it rhymes with a Johnny Depp movie.
And I’m thinking if I come up with enough good ones, I’ll send them in to an NPR show that does this kind of thing, if nobody minds.

The D.A.R.E Bitch Project.

I don’t know if I’m any good at this, but…

I’m thinking of a movie about the possible eastern-royalty ancestry of a kitchen implement, which rhymes with a Sean Connery/Michael Caine movie.

-or-

I’m thinking of a movie about a mendacious woman who damaged my drinking vessel, and it rhymes with a movie about a famous monster’s betrothed

Shaky Jake

They’re getting harder.

She Lied, a Broken Stein?

I’m thinking of a movie about a floating duplex, and it rhymes with a Stanley Kubrick movie.