The Ultimate Bad Film Festival

For years (and starting before MST3K was around) I used to host a Bad Film Festival, at which I’d show bad movies, and invite the guests to make snarky comments. The thing is, you can’t just use any old Bad Movie – they have to be entertainingly bad.

But at one of these I had the theme of “Failed Cult Movies”, and I showed The Forbidden Zone , an off-the-wall flick that featured Herve Villechaiz, Danny Elfman, and The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo (arguably before they were less well-known than Herve). I thought it was a perfect piece of fluff to rank on, but my wife-to-be asked me to stop it during the opening credits. She was voted down, but everyone else opted to kill it after five more minutes.

You gotta choose your Bad Films carefully.
That said, I’ve occasionally reflected that you could make a party-killing combination of truly non-entertaining Bad Films. Realizing that one person’s Bad Film is another person’s Overlooked Gem, I propose the following partial list:
**The Forbidden Zone

Eraserhead

The Room

Manos – The Hands of Fate

Terror in the Tropics

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and to top it off:

The Star Wars Holiday Special

You want to add anything to the list?

In honor of the “Horsehead Bookends” thread, Student Bodies.

Braindead/Dead Alive

The Forbidden Zone also featured Susan Tyrrell, Queen of the Bad. Forbidden Zone is at the bottom of my list (which is where the worst movies go).

The Room

So bad it’s good…(sing it with me)…

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Zontar: The Thing from Venus

Titanic.

Just having Leonardo DiCrapio in a movie doesn’t qualify it for ultimate badness. It just makes it a worse than average movie.

Myra Breckenridge

Oh, you’ll think it’s camp. The movie thinks it’s camp. You’ll want it to be camp. You’ll wait eagerly for it to shift into camp. But it’s just bad.

Batman and Robin

Pearl Harbor - my entire department went to see this one when it was in the theaters. After about 15 minutes, the rest of the audience joined us in loudly deriding the movie at every turn. I saw no-one leave in a huff because of our snarkitude.

I would say definitely show this movie, but because it is awesome. Not because it is bad.

The Brain From Planet Arous

The Beast of Yucca Flats

Fiend without a Face

No, you see, it IS so bad that it’s good. It’s enjoyably bad. It has no business being in a Worst of the Worst film Festival.

Ditto, IMHO, for

*Zontar, the Thing from Venus

The Brain from Planet Arous

Fiend Without a Face ****

But I WILL give you The Beast of Yucca Flats

Actually a remake of Roger Corman’s It Conquered the World, with Lee van Cleef and so pretty decent Paul Blaisdell monsters. Zontar was part of a package of even lower-budget remakes by Larry Buchanan that included Attack of the Eye Creatures (a remake of Invasion of the Saucer Men) and Crerature of Destruction (remake of The She Creature). Awful as such second-tier horror is, it’s still watchable.

** This film is actually available on DVD from Criterion Video, which shows that THEY think it’s not all that bad. When I was a kid, I gave this one a pass because it featured animated monsters. If someone goes to the trouble of actually doing stop-motion animation, the film is usually salvageable. (But not always. Monsters from Green Hell belongs in the Unwatchable category, despite the animation, because there’s so little of it, and it’s lame. )

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death. A serious attempt to make a bad movie. That fails.

If you set out to fail, and you don’t succeed…what have you done?

***They Saved Hitler’s Brain

Dr Black and Mr Hyde

Blackula

Billy the Kid vs Dracula

Ninja vs Mafia

Journey to the Seventh Planet***

And the ever-popular

Plan 9 from Outer Space

Bloodsucking Freaks. The most misogynist movie ever made? Sure, why not.

Birdemic: Shock and Terror. Saw this when Rifftrax tackled it, would never have made it through otherwise.

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle. Hilariously cheesy, it’s got Anthony Daniels (C3PO) as a trike-riding priest, Satanists, and a Norton that runs on blood (but only at night). Best watched with plenty of cheap beer.

Moment by Moment - Good luck on finding this as it was never released for home viewing on any format in the United States.

Toys

Since Zontar didn’t make the cut, how about From Hell It Came ?