**It’s a Wonderful Life After Sex
Henry V for Vendetta
Life of Brian’s Song
The African Queen of the Desert**
Gorgeous.
The jury is out. Doesn’t quite scan for me. As always, I will yield to wiser heads.
A Kazakh reporter travels through time to the 1950s on a mission for his nation’s beloved horse:
Borat: Cultural Learnings of American Grafitti For Make Benefit Glorious National Velvet of Kazakhstan
Seven.
The Way We Were Soldiers Once … And Young Frankenstein Unbound for Glory Road to Morocco
Barbra Streisand and Woody Guthrie star in this rollicking roadtrip comedy about a basketball team of reanimated corpses lost in the jungles of Vietnam!
This is as good a time as any for me to mention my TV movie idea: Se7enth Heaven. It’s a VERY special episode for the Camden family when a sin-obsessed serial killer (Kevin Spacey) comes to visit…
**A River Runs Through It Came From Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Casper the Friendly Ghost Dog Day Afternoon
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Chainsaw Massacre
From Dusk til Dawn of the Dead Man Walking Tall
Along Came a Spider Man on the Moon
My Big Fat Greek Wedding Crashers**
It’s a Wonderful Life of Brian’s Songcatcher
Places in the Heart of Darkness
Whoreson of the Pink Panther
Similarly Se7en Brides for Se7en Brothers. Nasty.
Saving Private Ryan’s Daughter
Star Wars - The Empire Strikes Back to the Future
OK. You guys are blowing my shit up, man. Slow clap and all that snap.
Dr. Strangelove In The Afternoon
Must Love Dogs Day Afternoon
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil Dead
And the inevitable sequel… 'Round Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil Dead Again, in which a reincarnated jazz musician tries to solve a strange murder case while surrounded by colorful Southern weirdos.
Racial tensions amid an up-and-coming young singing group.
That Thing You Do the Right Thing
As **Eve **would say, it’s been done.
Oh, I missed something. The Southern murder the reincarnated jazz musician has to solve may be the work of an evil force haunting Atlanta. And he has a chainsaw for a hand.
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert Rats vs. Afrika Korps (gay Australians dress up in drag to face Rommel’s troops in the sands of Libya)
Breakfast Club at Tiffany’s (bunch of eighties teenagers run riot in posh jewelry store)
Schindler’s Lisztomania (a German industrialist tries to smuggle Jews away from the clutches of hordes of screaming nineteenth century groupies)
The Eyes of Laura Mars Attacks!
As jjimm would say, “oh bollocks”.
Mr. Mommie Dearest - The future autobiography of Blanket (MJ’s Kid for those who don’t get the reference)