The Maltese Falcon and the Snowman.
Story about a Soviet spy who hires a PI to find a statue of a falcon with US military secrets hidden within it.
While You Were Sleeping With the Enemy at the Gates
Red Dawn of the Dead Calm
Withnail & I Want to Live and Let Die! Die! My Darling Clementine
The Third Man on the Moon Over Parador
The Last House of the Left Behind Enemy Lines
The Longest Day of the Triffids
Some Like It Hot Shots!
Sweet Valley High Anxiety
The Eyes of Laura Mars Attacks!
The Great Escape From New York Stories
Bridget Jones’ Diary of a Country Priest
A Room With a View to a Kill Me Again
Miller’s Crossing Delancey
The Man Who Would Be King Kong
A Simple Plan 9 From Outer Spaceballs
Ooh, how about **Pink Cadillac Man of La Mancha ** story of a sleazy, delusional car salesman who fantasizes that he’s helping a woman who’s being pursued by neo-Nazis but in reality he’s simply running from the husband whose wife he’s cheating with.
Pretty in Pink Floyd: The Wall
A Swordfish Called Wanda
School of Rock and Roll High School
Deep Blue Seabiscuit
Chicken Run Silent Run Deep
Peter Pan Handlers
Three Men And A Baby Face Nelson
Dirty Dancing With Myself
Abbott and Costello Meet The Fokkers Meet The Beatles Meet The Dweedles
**Singing in the Rain Man of LaMancha
Don’t forget Abbot and Costello Meet the Feebles.
Das Booty Call
Bright Lights, Big City Lights: A classic move starring a very young Michael J. Fox and a very old Charlie Chaplin, hailed by critics everywhere as “Very well lit.”
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Never Dies
Death Race 2001: A Space Odyssey: The next stage in human evolution is determined by David Carradine in an armored muscle car.
Sophie Choices of the Heart
Funny Face/Off: Super cop Audrey Hepburn and terrorist mastermind Fred Astaire switch faces and lives while they race to prevent - or perpetrate - a terrorist attack during a fashion shoot in Paris.
Dirty Harry and the Hendersons
Bullets over Broadway Danny Rose
Blue Velveteen Rabbit: The tale of a beloved toy’s descent into ether-fueled madness and sexual depravity.
City of Gods and Monsters: The story of a retired Universal Studios director’s struggles in the slums of Rio de Janeiro.
From Dusk 'til Dawn of the Dead Poet’s Society: Zombies and Mexican vampires infest an ivy league prep school.
Get on the Bus Stop Making Sense and Sensibility
In which a million black men wear really big suits on their way to marry Marilyn Monroe, who was fearful of being left an old maid.
Legends of the Fall of the Roman Empire Records
An overbearing father, sibling rivalry over a woman, and the barbaric encroachments of MP3 technology spell the beginning of the end for an indie record store in Montana.
Farewell, My Lovely and Amazing Stories: The Movie, Movie
Spielberg’s faithful-to-noir-period spoofing of Twilight Zone-style stories, within a framing story of women friends coming to terms with each other during a movie night.
Nice! That may be the most extreme juxtaposition of themes.
It was time for another one of these. I have nothing to contribute yet, it’s too early.
Peter Lorre terrorizes New York from the top of the Chrysler Building in
M - the Winged Serpent
It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World Trade Center
(Sorry.)
Dirty Harry Potter “Did I fire six fireballs, or only five?”
The great Escape From Alcatraz Featuring either Steve McQueen in San Fran or Clint Eastwood in Germany
Divorcing Jack Frost; a Northern Irishman dies and comes back as a snowman caught up in sectarian political intrigue.
Can we include the odd TV show?
Carry on Doctor No Way Out of TimeCop and a Half Light Sleeper Cell
Saturday Night Fever Pitch Black Sunday, Bloody Sunday – an soured bisexual love triangle of rabid Arsenal fans stage a terrorist attack on the Super Bowl, fight flesh-eating aliens that only come out at night, and win a dance contest. For Schlesinger completists only.
Gone With the Wind and the Lion is in the Streets of Goldrush Hour of the Gunfight at the O.K. Corral
The Long Voyage Home Before Dark Victory at Sea of Grass Harper Valley P.T.A.