The Underpants Gnomes are Close

Waitaminit…are you saying that they would or wouldn’t have them?

They can’t have 'em. Unless they have their own subscriptions … which would explain the accumulation when it comes time to have that garage sale, perhaps?

Otherwise – nah. The piles of mags are always there. The socks and underroos may vanish, but not the National Geographics. Nor Time mags, for that matter.

Ah. Gotcha. I agree.

…and circle takes the square.