amused Capes. As pronounced by Edna Moore.
So, Beyonce is singing all the songs?
And now. Beauty and the Beast.
I’m only listening and not looking and Pacino sounded fine. I took a look and, WOW! Was he staggering?
I’d like to think that if Catherine Zeta-Jones was really supposed to be a presenter she dropped out when she found out she’d be presenting with Adam Sandler.
Why is Beyonce singing everything? Did every other singer in Hollywood come down with laryngitis? All she’s doing is proving she doesn’t have the vocal range or strength to be singing these songs.
How many times is Beyonce going to sing?
Is it time for the Cavalcade of the Dead yet?
Ah! Jeremy Irons’s teeth scare me!
He is British, though.
Another presentation in the aisle. That must suck for the winners. Here you’ve won an Oscar, the pinacle of your career, an event you’ve dreamed of your entire life and they won’t even let you go up to the stage.
I thought so! He was staggering a bit and slurred some words.
“The dog’s bollocks?”
UK Dopers, could we get a translation?
Like the Queen’s dress.
I love Laura Linney as an actre… er, actor, but her hair looks like something sprung from the imagination of H.R. Giger.
snort
It means “really great.”
Beyonce is smokin.’ She can sing all night as far as I’m concerned. 
I think she’s lip synching, though.
Aww, that Cinematographer’s speech was so sweet. He dedicated the win to his mother who’s in the hospital, thanked the nurses and doctors taking care of her and said “I love you mom”. sniff
Take that Mr. Scorcese, no thanks for you!
Three times. Ugh. At least last year they had the good sense to have Annie Lennox perform. She is wonderful!
As the show goes on, I’m getting more and more tired of Chris Rock.
Not a Brit but…
Waking up to a blowjob is the dog’s bollocks.
Anything that is very good can be the dog’s bollocks.
Bollocks are balls BTW. The usual image is a boxer or a pit bull from behind with their big balls hanging.
It wouldn’t be a problem on UK TV to say but would be about on the “shit” level of swearing.
The camera could just stay on Selma for the next two hours and I’ll be happy.