Watch-a-long Oscar thread

Cafe Society
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Starting soon and I am as usual staying up all night to watch. I am usually slightly late for work in the morning because it goes long. They start at 2.30 am here.

Anyone want to join me in watching? We can bitch about bad dresses and be outraged on our favourite actors near misses. Interestingly enough I should know who wins about ten seconds before the rest of you as we are getting it without the anti-nipple-delay.

Speaking of which, the girl interviewng on the red carpet is only about a half an inch from triggering the anti-nipple-shutdown, that is one low cut dress! :eek:

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Thanks, Oscars. Billy Crystal’s flabby tits are now burned into my brain.

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What’s the opposite of laughing? 'Cause that what Billy’s making me do.

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Bruce_Daddy , if we are going on what Crystal is making us do, then the opposite of laughing is poking my eyes out with forks.

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I thought the opening sequence was hilarious, particularly the Michael Moore being squashed by an oliphant bit.

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“Return of the King received 11 nominations, one for each ending.” – Good one there.

Oh no, the singing segment is starting…time to see what is on ESPN.

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Caught a brief glimpse of Jim Carrey. Where the hell did his hair go?

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I am always a little surprised that Tim Robbins is so tall… he seems a lot shorter than he is…

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Anyone else bothered by Liv Tyler’s boxy-looking black dress (she was interviewed on the runway)? I wasn’t crazy about her asymmetric hairstyle, either, but the dress was the main offender, which managed to be both sacklike and strappy.

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I missed the beginning. Who are the winners so far?

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I think Jim shaved it for a movie.

Good on Robbins for not shitting all over his honor with some asinine political comment.

I would like to make love with CJZ. Tonight, if possible.

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On a DVD message board, I posted my predictions for tonight. So far, I’m winning with Robbins for Best Supporting Actor.

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Which will now never happen since I got her initials wrong. Sorry Catherine.

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I thought he was going to for a second there.

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Want.to.touch.the.nipples.

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Angelina Jolie has boobies.

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High five, Bruce.

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Woah !!! Angelina Jolie made a truly revealing presentation.

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That’ll have to be with the left hand. :wink:

New jokes called and wanted a word with Robin Williams.

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Yeah, but the man still does a great Elmer Fudd…