I know that it might be uncomfortable for a man of large girth to dress nicely, to wear a tie properly, so I’ll defer to comment on Peter Jackson.
I’m making a cocktail. Looks at weekend leftovers I guess that a Rasberry Three Olive vodka and OJ.
Shut up. It would be a crown and coke but I’m out of coke.
I bet he and Michael Moore shop together. Holding hands.
Anyone see if he is wearing shorts? I have never seen him in long trous.
PJ that is.
Hey, this could be **Bruce Daddy’s ** lucky night… seeing how CZ-J has “no nails” and wouldn’t be as able to claw at his face as usual.
Extra credit to the first person who comes up with a hilarious real-life analogue to the typo initials “CJZ”. C’mon, people, let’s put on our thinking caps!
Sorry, was Shecky Crystal saying something? I leaped on the Mute the second I saw him.
We need a drinking game here people…
Ok…
Who is the blue pregnant lady???
Crown Royal rocks is one of my favorite drinks.
I KNOW Rene Zellweiger is not that stacked…what’d they put in that dress???
Thought the opening was absolutely hillarious. I was laughing out loud constantly. Keisha Castle Hughes’ mom is frickin HOT! Speaking of which, I think Johnny Depp has found his next fiance in Keisha.
Renee Zellweger looks great! I thought she was going to gain about 30 pounds to shoot the sequel to Bridget Jones’ Diary, which IMDB lists as being in post-production now. So apparently she’s already gained and lost that weight… color me impressed.
Somebody gets booted with the music.
Somebody has trouble opening the envelopee.
“I bought you two live rats…”
The Blue Pregnant Lady is Marcia Gay Harden, and she’s having twins. Possibly tonight.
I’ve seen pregnant guppies that were less distended than her. Jeesus.
Someone misspells envelope.
Tim Robbins won for Best Supporting for MYSTIC RIVER, which I’ve seen one columnist refer to as OSCAR BAIT. He actually gave a pretty good speech in which the only political bit was a plea for victims of abuse to seek help if they needed it.
Aw, damn, FINDING NEMO over THE TRIPLETS OF BELLEVILLE? NEMO was pretty good, but nobody beats les Triplettes.
The opening montage was pretty good although the joke got old early on. Did love Michael Moore getting crushed by the Oliphaunt. Hee hee, revenge is best served cold.
I am just gobsmacked that he is married to a lady!
Well, you know what happens when you assume…
Ok… Who is she?
Don’t get me wrong, Scrivener, I love her, and I think she’s a great actress, just, dress is a bit misleading.
Am I the only person who thinks Shohreh Aghdashloo is a lock?
Pregnant smegnant, no excuse for that beehive Ms. Harden!
Billy Crystal, Robin Williams, and Steve Martin should appear on stage together in a spoof of The Three Tenors. Call 'em The Three Hams…