The Username you wish you used to register?

Upon reflection I regret my hasty choice of a less then clever username and wish I had actually bothered to think up something clever. Now I could re-register with a new name, but that may invoke the “sock” rule and also would lose the time/post count of my current designation. Not that post count matters that much, but it is better than returning to newbie-ville.

I always like Rainer Wolfcastle- that would be a cool username. “Da goggles-- they do nothing!” Could be my sig. Ah well, back to my cryptic username.

How about you?

Abbie Hoffman

Chicka Chicka Bow Bow

I wish i would have used: Dystraxion Phaery

You can e-mail TubaDiva and ask her (nicely) to change your name for you.

I did, way back when. When I first registered, I had no idea I’d get so involved in this place, so I didn’t put much thought into it, and just picked a name out of a hat, as it were. After I was here a few months, I wanted something new.

As long as you don’t make a habit of it, you can change names without losing your “seniority.”

As it turns out the name I really wanted I never even bothered to see if it was taken because it’s ALWAYS taken. So I went with another one. And then when I was changing names because my name was too close to another poster I just for a lark asked for this one if it was open and it was! So I have the name I wanted. Took me 6 months to get it but it was worth the wait.

So, you going to become Mr. Wolcastle?

Rickrita Chiquita Juanita Rosita Gundy.

I sometimes wish I had signed up as “Aughra.” She was that hideous, crabby, stout, foul-looking old witch from “The Dark Crystal.” She’s the perfect representation of my inner being. I think sh eonly had one eye, too, which is fitting because my eyesight is so poor I’m half-blind in each of them.

I shoulda used Troy__McClure, and eventually I’ll get around to asking for that change. That, and I soon as I saw the name “Czarcasm” I said, “Oh, damn, I want that one!”

Anything would be better than the one I picked. What the hell was I thinking?
Actually, I thought about doing something clever with the first 3 letters of my name. But, there’s already a bunch of KAT people here.

Wrecked 'Em

Kidding!
I did that once, but was warned and I said it was jsut a one time thing anyway.

Popper Smurf.

“Are we high yet, Popper Smurf?”
“Not yet, my little smurflings.”

I don’t want anyone to get the wrong idea, but the thought of an amyl-addled smurf tickles me. I prefer cheap beer to inhalants. Honestly. No, really.

Spit and Slide Under
Extreme Sanction

and of course…

Chicken of Bristol

Stoffer

It’s a corruption of my actual first name (Christopher).

I could probably think of others, but I don’t really want to.

Codger.

I really wanted to get the screen name “SPOOFE”. Unfortunately, this pompous asshole had already gotten the name.

I was going to use a really witty name but then I realised I couldn’t think of any so I used my real name instead.

how 'bout

Mad Piss?