Dating a sophisticated modern woman? Thinking about a professional quality Kitchenaid mixer for her to make cookies with? That wold be sexist and demeaning. Get her this celebration of womanhood instead.
It looks kind of Lovecraftian, actually.
Seems to be the ultimate answer to the joke:
“My husband brought flowers home Friday and I spent the weekend with my legs in the air.”
“Why don’t you get a vase?”
All the erotic pictures I look at only show the outside of the woman. I don’t want to know what sites they’ve been browsing.
Yeah, it’s like the Fungi from Yuggoth, Pokemon edition.
I actually think it’s quite lovely. Reminds me of the work of Marc Quinn, or the guy at the Salon des métiers d’art who was selling candle/knickknack holders in the form of white cubes with various body parts (eyes, mouths, fingers, baby feet, navels, as well as penises and vaginas) cast from life on the front. They were oddly compelling.
Ah, great. Now I have to take the vagina bucket back.
Look on the bright side, you’ve still got yourChina Vagina set.
snorts and mayhem! that is one wild and crazy set of dishes.
Ow! OW! OW!!! Why is it all gaping and open? That’s not a uterus, that’s a tragic c-section accident! A uterus vase should be inverted, so the flowers stick into the cervix. Duh.
Reminds me a bit of The Little Shop of Horrors.
On a similar note, I think I really need this spine lamp. Although they really miss perfection by thatmuch by not making the lamp shade the dorsal half of a cranium, IMO.
I think it would be hilarious to dye the water red for one week per month.
Robin
You know, it’s too bad that thing probably costs a fortune, because I’ve been looking for a gift to get my midwives and they’d LOVE it.
Ha! I was just about to pop back into your thread to point you to this one! 
The fallopian tubes (is that what they are?) look like they’re about to grope something! Boyo Jim, you’re right. Someone was so channeling Audrey II!
One should hook up one of those proximity sensors like the Halloween toys have, and have it yell 'FEEEED ME! I’M HONGRY!!"
Why not get her a painting by Georgia O’Keefe?
I guess that’s your Ob/Gyn’s xmas gift sorted.
When somebody makes a penis vase The flower stem goes where? let me know.